If you voted for Hill-dog Biscuits and Gravy: Why the fuck did you drink so god damn much last night? Oh right. When I get totally hammered, I need some god damn grease. Something stuffed with fat and salt to really sop up the toxic cauldron of regret fumes that's stewing in the guts. And nothing is […]
Well, here we go. It's finally time. After a long, painful wait, it's finally here. There's been a lot of misfires, and one really really big disappointment. And many times it felt like we were just rehashing the old stuff again and again. But at long last… The Battlefield series are one of my all […]
Welcome to another edition of ASK POPEHAT! Where we take your user submitted questions (firstname.lastname@example.org)and answer them, along with a special guest. Today's special guest is Republican Presidential Candidate Donald J Trump!
TL;DR : Cops can be real assholes, you guys. C.J. Grisham is a stone-cold badass. I would never say anything awful about him (to his face). But Mr. Grisham needs to learn him some damn manners. Army Master Sgt. C.J. Grisham was on a ten-mile Boy Scout hike with his son in Texas when he was […]
Former Diablo 3 Director Jay Wilson discusses Diablo 3's Auction House He thought they would help reduce fraud, that they'd provide a wanted service to players, that only a small percentage of players would use it and that the price of items would limit how many were listed and sold. But he said that once the […]
We often get a lot of mail asking us rather… personal questions. Rather than get do what Ken normally does with them (sign the emails up for naughty pictures), we've decided to do something more productive. Derrick, the handsomest Popehat contributor (granted, not a great accomplishment, but one takes what one can get), has volunteered […]
If you voted Obama WOO PARTAY. Let's all get baked at gay weddings! Seriously dudes, that was awesome. Have a frosty mug of [GOP] tears on the house. Did you see Karl Rove on Fox? Or Donald Trump on Twitter? Holy CRAP, someone needs a hug. Now calm the fuck down. Remember how shitty […]
Or "Election Day" if you're a square. In any case, sounds like as good a day as any to drink, right? I mean, it's been a long long LONG few years, but now it's finally over. We can finally don the green armor and shoot some aliens. threaten to move to Canada. whine and moan about […]
[Note from Ken: this post is the latest in a series of Derricks' efforts to explain American politics using Starcraft, which is as legitimate a method as any you see on cable.] Oh man. Let's do a quick recap of the situation: So MidClassMitt comes out with the most uninspiring victory out of the Primary […]
I for one am super excited! They were really pussy-footing around, will they or won't they. But they did! No wonder my Twitter is all blown up. Fantastic pick, perfect.