We are pleased to announce that longtime Popehat friend Adam Steinbaugh is joining us as a contributing blogger. We are especially pleased because "Steinbaugh," the color after which Adam is named, is an especially rare one, having been described only in the fevered dreams of the damned Arabian scholar Abdul Alhazred, in his accursed and blasphemous Necronomicon.
For this and other obscenities, Alhazred was later devoured by demons in the now lost city of Irem, She of the 28 Pillars.
ADAM STEINBAUGH is not for everyone.
Adam Steinbaugh is a man of the people, but most especially a man for serious people, who think about serious things. Like Noam Chomsky, Adam Steinbaugh has arrived just in time, for this sorry age surely needs a man like Adam Steinbaugh.
When Adam Steinbaugh has finally been heeded by everyone, and everyone understands the serious things that Adam Steinbaugh is telling us, Adam Steinbaugh will be loved and admired by everyone.
You are on notice.
You will now follow Adam Steinbaugh on Twitter. You will hear what Adam Steinbaugh has to say, and you will be glad. This is not optional.
You are on notice.
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Congrats to Adam! This is now a personal dream of mine. ^_^
We hear and shall govern ourselves accordingly!
You didn't build adam up enough. And Krom laughs at your demons of Irem.
I, for one, welcome our new Steinbaugh overlords.
He sounds like fun. Looking forward to his contributions.
Did Adam defeat Clark in Thunderdome?
Is there an RSS feed for Popehat that would allow me to read all the authors except for Adam Steinbaugh?
Dumb jokes aside, let me say I am very pleased and look forward to Adam's posts. This is a natural fit, and it's great to see another crusader against frivolous litigation and bullying (sorry, Ken!) join the team.
Can we get an RSS feed with just Adam Steinbaugh's posts?
I looked for the Necronomicon on Amazon but couldn't find it. I hear it's a good beach read.
I look forward to Adam's first post about ponies.
I, for one, welcome our new Steinbaugh overlords!
We were going to do our living room in steinbaugh and teal, but we have kids, and it really shows stains.
Plus, the night terrors.
After a build-up like that, Adam had better be pretty amazing.
A rousing endorsement – want a PR job?
There goes the neighborhood!
Nice move guys. Adam just better not let it go to his fat head.
Ken, is there any way I can get an RSS feed of just what you are thinking, while on the john? Thanks.
Oh great, now I'll have to read that Cthulhu nonsense, again. Can somebody at least tell me if it's in the Lovecraft stories or in the Howard stories?
Congratulations, Adam! I remember when you were just a commenter about to take your Bar exam!
Uhhhh… I'm pretty sure "Steinbaugh" is Sumerian for "ponyphile". Watch your back.
So this is NOT a guest post, this is a new post contributor? Excellent! Because Adam was going to be guest posting, I'd ask about the dangers of ponies, and what he thinks the government and every red blooded American should do about them. And if Alhazred was consumed by a demon pony, and what sort of demon pony it was.
There is much awesomeness in this news.
No.
Absolutely not.
He did, however, defeat the big guy who carries me around in a backpack.
This is truly welcome news. Cue cheering from my little corner of the intratubes.
Thanks for the kind words, all. Given that Popehat was what inspired me to start blogging (specifically the Charles Carreon adventures), it's an honor to be invited to join and toss my occasional half-penny in.
I'll probably continue to blog some minor updates on cases/issues I'm following with respect to revenge porn over at my old blog, just because I don't want to flood Popehat with 24/7 revenge porn, but if something major comes along, I'll probably post it here.
I'll also get some things wrong. I'm pretty good at that. So, please, when I get something wrong, yell at me.
I also promise not to treat the site like an AIM away message, so this will be the only music I post here (and it's law-related!).
Adam Steinbaugh will be blogging. Fondle yourselves accordingly.
Comma splice gave my brain this context.
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please send your photos to me via email
If your writing is as good as your taste in music, then you sir will win at blogging.
(Spoiler: it is not.)
We could all take a page from Ken and learn to weave rich narratives with pony metaphors.
Is it such a crime to want to engage in sexual relations with Adam Steinbaugh upon a wood chipper?
I am a sovereign citizen on the land and yes that's illegal here
Adam, what would TAC have to say about that?
Why can't we have a blogger named after the exact shade of green of Cthulhu's gelatinous flesh?
And what rough Steinbaugh, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Popehat to be blogging?
The _Necronomicon_? That's written in degenerate Latin and is a poor translation. you must mean _Al Azif_, the original.
Out-fucking-standing!
Oh, Christ. Sorry, don't want to disrupt the cheery mood, but Adam, did you know Crystal Cox started a site about you? It's a blogspot just called adamsteinbaugh, and she does put a disclaimer about how it should not be mistaken for your website, but still. To add offense to injury, in the process she miscapitalizes AKA/aka as aKa and calls herself a "super HERO" (wow, how do you see anything from behind that ego?) while spelling it in that horrendous way, along with a variety of other random capitalization issues. Apparently, her spelling hasn't gotten any better since we last heard from her. And she seems to believe you're offering legal services? Which you weren't, last time I checked, and even put up a disclaimer about how you couldn't do exactly that.
Patrick is channeling Borges today, I see.
You say accursed and blasphemous, I say feel-good comedy.
Because typing those characters out causes any browser to crash.
@Jim Tyre… and you didn't even need to say my name 3 times to make me appear.
@Songstress – Adam doesn't fear CC, he now knows that I am his punishment not that pretender.
@Adam – OHAI Pookie
@Myk – Never stopped.
We also have Charles Carreon's word that Adam is a good looking guy. That's gotta count for something, right?
So Adam is now Steinblanched? Seems appropriate, tho Stainblanched might be more fitting.
Nah. Twitter is for twits.
So would this make him Adhat?
Although I know Popehat writers don't like to hear about who should and shouldn't be writing here, I can only say I'm really happy to see Steinbaugh here. I enjoy his own blog and now I have two good sites for the price of one. :)
@Songstress: that's my favorite website. A website about me that says absolutely nothing about me.
How many-angled is Steinbaugh? Or just "the color that must not be named" (probably because it is spelled colour).