It's time for the The Road to Popehat, the feature in which we look at the traffic logs, see what searches brought you here, and think to ourselves "how much would it really cost to install a panic room?"
This week: in the name of all that is holy, what is wrong with you people?
dirty whore Ken: Hey, now. Wear something nice when you come at me saying that. Or, you know, bring a muffin. A muffin works.
ON CALL PENIS: Go away. Just . . . just go away. Go away please.
www sexy pope images com: REALLY. Go away. I have a gun.
how would Christ respond to restraining order: Okay. That's a little better. Uh . . . "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, unto God what is God's, and unto your lawyer what is your lawyer's."
ethnic background of nakoula basseley nakoula: Swedish.
bestiality sex monk: You know, I'm not sure I'm going to like the prestige classes in the new edition of D&D.
i get angry watching my son play soccer: Me too. OFFSIDES? BULLSHIT. THERE'S NO WAY THAT WAS OFFSIDES.
popecrimes: I didn't choose the Popehat life. The Popehat life chose me.
police brutality videos 2012: I wish I could believe this person is a libertarian, instead of a fetishist.
what is the name of government that protects corporations: "government"
do hamsters have to go to school: Awwww. That's kind of sweet. Maybe it's a kid searching. You know, I exaggerated. This isn't so bad.
children masturbating with Jabba the Hutt dolls: OH COME ON NOW!
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