It's time for the Road to Popehat, the feature in which we check out the traffic logs, see what Google searches you used to get here, and wonder if you're all playing a gigantic joke on us.
Our visitors are not mere idle surfers, but searchers on a quest.
What are they questing for? It varies.
They come here looking for answers to canonical questions regarding the great literary works of our age . . . .
colonel klink resistance is futile
has anyone killed more people than khan
. . . regarding music . . .
bagpipe devil's instrument
. . . and about other matters of high culture.
monkeys that try to guess what you draw
The come seeking legal advice . . .
can inappropriate touching from a parent not be molestation
. . . for referrals to reasonably priced legal services . . .
shitty colorado lawyers
. . . and for employment advice when they are particularly desperate for a job — ANY job — no matter how demeaning or vile.
how to become a member of the California assembly
They seek us in an effort to take control of their education . . .
when asking a professor a question what I should ask
. . . and their fashion choices.
will bra padding be picked up in an airport scanner
They come for advice about how to be a man . . .
how to be like Clint Eastwood
. . . . . and how to navigate the bleak dating scene as a woman.
when a man won't give you his last name
Some come looking for alarming forms of sexual gratification . . . .
gay furry scat
. . . as well as for fetishes that are . . . strangely alluring.
naked pizza groping
They come seeking information about modern political issues . . .
are the jews control washington
jews in the homo agenda
weird things happen when you talk about the illuminati
. . . for guidance on how to engage in the political process . . .
to whom can I complain about Obama
. . . and for answers to the most profound philosophical questions that face our society.
Finally, they come here to ask "who are you, Popehat writers?"
social awkwardness site:popehat.com
I hope they all found what they were looking for. Except for the furry scat guy.
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