My wife, whose political concerns are far different from my own, just came across the TSA breast milk story (which surfaced after Ken's litany of TSA abuses, here). Evidently the outrage is filtering down from the libertarian fringe to feminist blogs.
She remarked on the funny name of the company which produces the TSA's scanners.
And it occurred to me, that just as with proposed slogans for the TSA, there's a lot of comedy potential in the name "Rapiscan". Even apart from the missing "T," the name sounds like something out of a 1980s science fiction movie starring the governor of California, or a cyberpunk novel where the antagonist is generally referred to simply as "The Company". Its chief lobbyist is a former DHS Secretary whose name almost sounds like "jerk-off". A rent-seeking corporation interlocked with the government, profiting from pure, capitalized EVIL.
What other mottos or slogans for Rapiscan can you think of?
I've given you a starter. Here's another.
"Rapiscan: Look, those two specimens are worth millions to the Bioweapons Division."