Because you can have the website, just by asking for it politely. Or by paying $922, if you're still inclined to be that way.
Of course you still had to go and lose your temper. You could have had the site with just a polite email. But nooooo, that's not the Bob Fletcher, Sheriff of Ramsey County Minnesota way. You had to get all angry, and all huff and puff, and try to bloooooow the site down!
When you could have just ignored the site. Simmer down Bob! Who was going to read it, after all? Nobody.
Until now anyway. What are you going to do next, Bob? Are you going to lawyer up? Are you going to get all legal on this poor sap? Is he going to get beaten up for resisting arrest because he was abusive to a trusted and decorated deputy when he was caught, alone on a desolate highway at midnight, with a broken taillight?
I guess that's up to you, Bob. Don't lose that famous temper, Bob.
For our readers, especially those who have blogs of any sort and there are a couple of you, I'd encourage you to read this site now, and tell your friends, before Bob Fletcher, Sheriff of Ramsey County, Minnesota, calms himself and politely asks the owner of the site to take it down.
Of course, knowing Bob, that could take a while.
Thanks to JDog for the tip.