It doesn't matter. The entire Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals, judges, clerks, courthouse and all, must be quarantined. Everyone in the area must be tested for infection, and if necessary, they must be SHOT!
The Minneapolis city attorney's office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000.
The payout, approved by the City Council on Friday, settles a federal lawsuit the seven filed after they were arrested and jailed for two days …
In the head!
This is what it's come to. Not only do we have a police force so woefully incompetent, NO! SUICIDAL! that they merely arrest and jail the living dead…
(And while this site is generally PRO-SECOND AMENDMENT, and PRO-POLICE! (In the words of brother John Birch, "Support your local police department, and keep it independent!") I can't muster an ounce of sympathy for the dozens of officers who were undoubtedly devoured in the attempt to "arrest" these creatures. I can only pray to a loving God that they were devoured entirely, or were shot in their turn by local militias, who it seems are America's only hope in the battle for survival)…
No, the courts actually set them free, and give them money. Not that one of these walking corpses would know what to do with a dollar, much less a hundred sixty-five thousand of them. All they care about is the flesh of the living.
THE EIGHTH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS IS A GANG OF NIHILISTIC QUISLINGS, WHO WILL DIE SCREAMING AS THEY ARE DEVOURED BY THE HUNGRY DEAD! AND THEN WILL RISE IN THEIR TURN AS MINDLESS ZOMBIES, DOOMED TO WALK THE EARTH IN SEARCH OF LIVING VICTIMS TO KILL!!!
But they're not the only traitors: Let's look at Minneapolis city attorney Susan L. Segal, who, rather than manning a barricade with a dozen molotov cocktails and a rifle in hand, surrenders to the living dead!
Minneapolis City Attorney Susan L. Segal said it was in the best interests of the city to settle. "We believe the police acted reasonably, but you never know what a jury is going to do with a case," she said.
If a jury had concluded that the seven plaintiffs' constitutional rights had been violated and awarded $50,000 to each, plus defense attorney's fees, "it could have been quite substantial," Segal said.
GOD DAMN, WOMAN! Your city is infested with living corpses, and you're worried about their constitutional rights?
This is what the Constitution has to say about the horror that descended on Minneapolis:
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
The Constitution talks about PERSONS, and LIFE! A zombie is not a PERSON, nor does it have LIFE! At most it has a horrible semblance of life, driven by nothing but reptilian instinct, to feed until no one is left. It has no conscience, and it has no mind.
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop! EVER! Until you are dead!
Fortunately, though there hasn't been any news coverage (they never report on these things) of mass shootings and burnings in Minneapolis, the outbreak appears to have been checked. If this is how the Minneapolis Police Department treats zombies, I'd hate to think of how they treat citizens accused of crimes.