In my unending quest to monetize Popehat to obey the exhortations of our spammers (the other exhortations weren't necessary, thankyouverymuch), I've decided to start auctioning off @popehat.com email addresses.
It's a brilliant idea. It's not mine, though. Michael Reagan came up with it. That's Michael Reagan, son of the (peace through strength be unto him) Great Communicator.
OK, Michael Reagan didn't mention Popehat specifically. But he did come up with the idea of monetizing a name this way. See, he's selling off Reagan.com email addresses to the general public. Now, I grant you, Michael's reasons are more noble than mine. He's not in it for the money. He's protecting the People from putting their hard-earned money indirectly into the hands of Obama and Pelosi, though their lapdog ISPs:
Unfortunately we have another problem. People who believe in true Reagan Conservative Values are unwittingly supporting the Obama, Pelosi and Reid liberal agenda! What do I mean? Well, every time you use your email from companies like Google, AOL, Yahoo, Hotmail, Apple and others, you are helping the liberals. These companies are, and will continue, to be huge supporters financially and with technology of those that are hurting our country.
Is that where you want your money to go? I didn’t so I changed things. I came up with the very first conservative email service provider. You now can put your name next to the name of the Greatest Conservative of all, my father Ronald Reagan.
It's not entirely clear to me how my gmail address, which I got for free, is helping Google destroy America, but I'm sure there's an explanation somewhere.
Anyway, now you can establish your unimpeachable conservative creds by paying the low, low price of — wait a minute. $39.95 per year? [fixed–year, not month.] What the fuck? Is it 1995? Is Nancy going to proofread my emails for me?
OK, we can undercut that. And why shouldn't we ride on the coattails of this great idea? Popehat has lots in common with Reagan. We have a devoted following that has only a vague sense of our actual political positions. We hold views that, at one point, were considered sensible, classic, principled conservatism and now are derided as anti-American liberalism. We have descendants eager to cash in on us!
Act now. Supplies are running out.
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