I Meant To Say I Was A "Rosanjin Scholar." That Must Have Been A Typo.
Researchers have stopped three clinical trials that rely on the work of a Duke University scientist who may have falsely claimed to be a Rhodes scholar on applications he submitted for federal grant funding.
Overlawyered moment: He either claimed to be a Rhodes scholar, or he didn't. He either is a Rhodes scholar, or he isn't. There are only four possibilities here. Given that you're confident enough to print the story, you can avoid the "allegedly" and "may have" weasel words.
The problem with this country is that people don't say what they mean, and don't mean what they say. Am I the only person who thought the funniest moment in the entire Journo-List scandal was pencil-necked dweeb Spencer Ackerman's suggestion:
What is necessary is to raise the cost on the right of going after the left. In other words, find a rightwinger’s [sic] and smash it through a plate-glass window. Take a snapshot of the bleeding mess and send it out in a Christmas card to let the right know that it needs to live in a state of constant fear. Obviously I mean this rhetorically.
Really? You thought an audience of NPR producers and Washington Post bloggers would literally throw a right-winger through a window, take a snapshot of the corpse, and terrorize his family with photos of the gory mess? At Christmas?
What in the Hell is wrong with this country, where everyone feels the need to put a "smiley" on sarcastic suggestions that one's political foes be killed by defenestration? Edward R. Murrow wouldn't have been afraid to say that Joe McCarthy should be thrown out of a window, even though weasel words and emoticons hadn't yet been invented.
the three trials are testing the genetic findings reported by cancer researcher Dr. Anil Potti and his colleagues. Last week, Duke placed Potti on administrative leave after allegations arose that on grant applications he embellished his résumé with the prestigious Rhodes scholarship.
Enrollment in the trials was halted Sunday at Duke and elsewhere. The next day, a letter signed by 31 researchers at universities across the nation sharply criticized the work conducted by Potti and Dr. Joseph Nevins, another Duke cancer researcher, noting "serious errors" in their science.
Fortunately no one has died in clinical trials of Dr. Anil Potti's non-Rhodesian work. I said before, many of them don't really care about you. You're just a meal ticket, someone whose money is to be digested then flushed down the Anil Potti.
Scandals like this, Climategate, Journo-List, and too many others to name wouldn't be nearly as frequent if the professions would only police themselves. But that's beside my main point.
The main point is that, somewhere out there, there's a fake Rhodes Scholar named Dr. Anil Potti.
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