It's time for the Road to Popehat the feature in which we check out the traffic logs, look at the searches that brought you here, and wonder whether universal suffrage is really such a realistic idea.
This month's theme: life's unanswerable questions.
[approximately 30 searches, differently phrased, asking for the page number in Anne Frank's diary that mentions her hoo-ha]: You're seriously creeping us out here, people.
why haven't the aliens interfered more in our latest development: They're lulling us into a false sense of complacency.
what doesn't the navy tell you: That ain't grog.
What wards off stupid people? So far as we can tell, absolutely nothing.
when did prostitution become a federal crime in Chicago, Illinois? Almost certainly before you did whatever it is you did.
When will people be required to have microchips [and two variations thereon]: That depends on whether the aliens start interfering with the implantation program.
what state do people stomp on pigeons? I'm thinking that would be a state of anger.
do really wolff man exist? [sic] Yes. But in real life they don't have good abs. They're built like me.
Who does Debbie Schlussel like? Absolutely nobody.
how to handle foolish client/what to do if you have a crazy client/what does the bar say about suing a delusional client: Hey, if you find the answer to those, please drop me an email.
roommate has schizophrenia and didn't tell me — legal? No. But only his dominant personality is liable.
how do you properly use hyperbole You beat your worthless fucking opponents bloody with it. You crush their skulls like grapes with it. You turn their pets into small wet stains with it.
what makes orly taitz a good candidate: Entertainment value.
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