If you live in Wake County North Carolina, it could be State Highway Patrol Trooper Charles Jones.
This is how Trooper Jones treats his dog:
Of course that isn't actually his dog. It's Ricoh, Trooper Jones' former partner on the patrol's disbanded K-9 unit. Trooper Jones has testified that he hung Ricoh, then kicked him repeatedly, because Ricoh wouldn't let go of a chew toy.
In Trooper Jones' line of work, to which he's just been ordered reinstated with back pay, he probably encounters people who won't let go of things, like constitutional rights.
God only knows what Trooper Jones would do to a total stranger on the side of the road, late at night. After all, Trooper Jones testified that he loved this dog.
Hat tip: Injustice Everywhere.