Welcome to the latest installment of Road to Popehat, in which we shine a light on the searches that bring, well not you, but those other people, to our corner of the web. First, we're getting a bit tired of Evony searches. For everyone coming here by way of:
- Evony boobs, Evony breasts, Evony pictures
This is for you:
and indeed, all of those who search for images of large-breasted women circulated by the makers of a lousy game, may we introduce you to our friends:
- Should rapists have their testicles whipped?
- torture his penis
And of course, you last two will want to meet our friend:
- Andrea Dworkin nude
But it's not all fun and games this month. Many of our searches involve serious business, such as:
- what type of attorney would I use to sue a restaurant that does not accomadate [sic] obese people?
Look, if it's that expensive, why not just visit an all-you-can-eat buffet? Sure the owners will cry, but they make their money back on the skinny folks. Like Mister Chekhov:
And presumably this person:
- largest bug in the world
isn't very hungry either. Or perhaps she's desperately hungry. In either case, a cheap buffet would fix that, especially if it serves rabbit:
- you made the bunny cry
Finally, we present the searches which, for some reason, have topped our meters this month.
- come play my lord
I can't say it, much less spell it.
- autism spectrum disorder foundation
Just don't. The all-you-can-eat buffet would be a better deal.
- big ass trucks
I don't know whether this refers to the trucks, or to the cargo. And finally, our leading search for the second month running:
- Dora the Explorer
Again, just don't.