I'd show a picture of my right knee, which took three stings from yellowjackets inhabiting the nest I mowed over this afternoon, but this is a family blog. Also hit were both ankles, the left calf, and the right elbow. Who knew yellowjackets nest in old tree roots?
I believe I'll instruct the receptionist to tell callers I'm in depositions tomorrow. "I'm sorry, he was attacked by a swarm of insects" sounds implausible.