The problem is that there are 53 cards in the rest of the world's deck.
Now that Tim McVeigh is dead and until Osama Bin Laden is caught, Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme is about as close as we can get to the Joker: a batshit-insane psychopath who's probably still a Manson family adherent, and will probably murder again. Squeaky not only attempted to murder Gerald Ford, she was probably the most vicious of the Manson monsters. Think "fork."
She's not just up for parole. She's getting it. If she's eligible and entitled, I reluctantly support parole for her. But I hope she'll be set free in a state that has liberal firearms laws, and wouldn't vote to convict the neighbor who shot her for looking sideways at him or her.
The idea of Fromme as a neighbor is a classic case for jury nullification.
Update: Our friend Chris Berez points out that it was probably Katie Krenwinkel who wielded the fork. Squeaky was probably one of the Manson Family members who killed James Willett after forcing him to dig his own grave.