It's time for the Road to Popehat, the feature in which we throw open the hood, check out the traffic meters, look at the search engine queries that brought you here, and curse Reagan for pushing deinstitutionalization. Seriously, some of you people are profoundly disturbed.
no tongue kissing: Is this a command? An hasty inquiry prior to a promising first date with someone lacking a tongue? A search for a group of like-minded cheek-peckers?
custom ass truckOnce again, I would appreciate some inflection or context. Is it custom-ass truck, like a personally modified sweet-ass truck? Or are we talking about some sort of modified electric wheelchair?
how to be an asshole juror If you've decided to ask, you don't need to ask.
amputated penis punishment torture "My friends, the liberals and Obamaniacs may tell you this is torture. But we know it is a routine fraternity prank. Why, I had my penis reattached four times during pledge week alone."
charles nesson crazy One day, as God is my witness, I will write something that is the first Google result for this, rather than the fourth.
non-consensual erotica You know, it's bad enough that you're a rape-porn-seeking scumbag what ought to get kicked in the temple with a hobnail boot. But you're searching for it with euphemisms. So you're not only a freakbag perv but a milquetoast freakbag perv. FAIL.
LIBERAL DOUCHE BAGS SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO LIVE THE LIFE OF A COMMITTED CONSERVATIVE OR COMMITTED LIBERAL. IT SEEMS VERY SHOUTY. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
what are the hazards of being a lawyer Wow, have you found the right place.
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