Well my fellow White Americans, those race-mixing Hollywood liberals are up to their race pollution again, and we wouldn't have known about it if not for Debbie Schlussel, conservative diva and guardian of Racial Purity.
It seems that the liberals have put up Jamie Foxx, or as Schlussel refers to him "pitch Black actor Jamie Foxx (slave name: Eric Bishop)" to play a White man in a moving picture. And it's not just any White man, but Ole Blue Eyes himself: Frank Sinatra!
After all, as we all know, in the spirit of Sinatra, FOXX should be hosting the Italian American Foundation banquet. And play Rocky in Rocky VII. I'm sure it's no coincidence that his first name ends in a vowel. So, it's all kosher. Capisce?
That's sarcasm. Of course Schlussel doesn't think that a black actor should play a White man, like Rocky Balboa. In fact, she's as outraged as you, and me, and her regular commenter Thee_Bruno, who says it almost as well as Schlussel:
Only in the demented Liberal brain could anyone consider a black man to portray a [W]hite person. This shows you just how fucked-up the Liberal PC world truly is. I mean, these demented Liberals just don't live in the real world.
But sadly, and this astonished me as much as Schlussel's commenters, there is no law that prohibits a black man from pretending to be a White man. And Schlussel knows who's to blame. It's all the fault of that Martin Luther King!
when I read that, yesterday, DreamWorks Studios announced plans for the "first big-screen portrayal of the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.," I was thinking of who should have a serious shot of playing him.
And I was thinking–of course!–it should be . . . OWEN WILSON. After all, we've moved beyond the race thing. And who better to play Dr. King than the very blond, very pale White Owen Wilson.
Now I know what you're thinking. "WHAT? Debbie Schlussel wants a White actor to debase himelf by playing a black man?"
Of course not. It's a subtle joke, but there's a point to it. If those race criminals in Hollywood plan to defame the memory of a great White man like Frank Sinatra, maybe they'll think twice if that means they also have to cast Owen Wilson as a black man, even one like Martin Luther King, who they worship for some reason.