Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it bluer, we will bring up the hue. If we wish to make it redder, we will tune it to a soft purple. We will control the blogroll. We will control the recent comments. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you read and click. We repeat, there is nothing wrong with your web browser. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… Popehat.
Thanks to Ken and Grandy for aesthetic guidance, and David for an outstanding job on a long overdue redesign.