It's time for the Road to Popehat, the feature in which we open up the hood on the site traffic logs and (1) marvel at the search engine inquiries that brought you here, and then (2) shudder to think that we must have written something matching those terms.
Old fart movies: Hey, now. That's just not nice.
goatse Obama: Apparently it's not the wealth he's spreading.
toddler penis hurts: Dude. If you're getting pediatric medical advice from blogs, just drive to Nebraska and drop the kid off at a hospital right now, will you?
sci-fi + convention + pics + breasts: I'm guessing man-boobs don't count.
funny reason about being a WOW addict MMORPG addiction is not a laughing matter, sir. We lost Patrick to Guild Wars for three months. He lost skin when they pried him out of a vinyl chair.
nude MMORPG: Too grindy.
your toddler says his penis hurts GO SEE THE DOCTOR. Jeez.
Crippling Self-Doubt That was actually a runner-up for the name of the blog.
"thug lawyer" Word up.
debate on are indians lazy Try Free Republic; I think they have a forum for that.
mutant dicks: Yeah, they can be kind of obnoxious. Burning this, twisted limbs that, wah wah everyone recoils from me. Shut up!
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