Like digital video asshole detection systems.
Soon, very soon I suspect, this man's name will be revealed. He can be watched in much sharper video, here, keying a legally parked vehicle. He keyed the vehicle either because: a) it is a Hummer; or b) he mistakenly believed it to be illegally parked.
When his name is revealed, he will learn that on the internet, fifteen minutes and eternity may be the same.
I wish I could have caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.