So, rather than delivering my important letter overnight across town as promised, you've delivered it to Illinois, which is not only not across town but is technically an entirely different STATE.
Now you tell me you have found the package and are sending it back to the intended recipient.
Only you are sending it by the slowest version of UPS ground. So it won't be there until next Wednesday. A full week late for a crucial deadline that YOU caused me to blow.
Please send me the address of your corporate headquarters. I'm going to go there and shit in your fountain.
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