So apparently my daughter's going to work the pole.
That's the only conclusion I can draw from her steely determination to take her clothes off at every opportunity.
This can be merely embarrassing, as when she stripped bottomless in a playground last week whilst my wife was attending a school fundraising board meeting.
It can also be irritating and inconvenient, as when she strips herself and then wets her crib.
Backwards onesies have been attempted. Last night she learned to escape them.
Backwards long-sleeved sleepers are our current strategy. It won't last forever. This morning she had managed to work one arm out.
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