And like, he lives all alone in this big house, and then one day like, he notices that his food is missing, see?
And at first, he's like, "it's gotta be rats or something," so he calls this exterminator, and the guy is like, "you got no rats man."
And then he's like, "ok, I'll label all my food and keep track of it," but like it still keeps disappearing.
And so then he's like, "something's wrong here man" so he gets this, like, web camera see, you know like those X10 commercials they used to have on the internet?
And then like he sets up the camera, and he watches it from work all remote control like. And you'll never guess where all that food went…
(Thanks to frequent commenter and Popehat forum member Stessier for the tip).