I generally consider myself to be a smart man. And I try to be a good husband. But sometimes I really am too stupid to be allowed to live.
As a quick background note, I will divulge that my wife and I met each other our Junior year of high school, went to the Prom together Senior year, started dating shortly after that and all through college, and then got married shortly after we both graduated. She has always maintained that she's the smart one – and has used the fact that she was Valedictorian of her college as evidence of such. My superior SAT scores and Mensa membership have thus far not been an effective counter-argument.
Yesterday, I proved that she is correct. We are currently in Atlantic City, NJ indulging our shared love of gambling. As we were settling in last night, we decided to get a movie to watch for like $800. When I pulled up the system, of course it shows the various categories of movies, including the adult films. She says to me "Why can't porn actresses be better looking – they always look so trashy". There were probably a million viable responses that I could have chosen. The safest would have been simple agreement with her conclusion. A smarter man than me would have gone that route.
Instead, my brain decided to respond with "Well, if you were pretty, would you be a porn star?". Let me say that again, with the irrelevant part removed: "Well, IF you were pretty".
Luckily for me, she just laughed at my stupidity.