Tomorrow is my six-soon-to-be-seven-year-old neighbor Linden's birthday. My wife just called to ask whether it's OK for his parents to borrow my (original, not Lucas "improved" I assure you) Star Wars dvds. Apparently Amazon didn't come through. But of course.
I envy Linden. It's going to be his first time, and he's all of seven. It's sex without the performance anxiety.