At a conference on Jewish mysticism Madonna called for world peace. This bold suggestion will likely have immediate results. I mean, you can keep your road maps and your intifadas, the material girl just told us all to stop fighting.
And, in the jokes just write themselves department, she had this to say about traveling to Israel:
"I realize now that it is no more dangerous to be here than it is to be in New York," she told the gathering.
Well, I guess that settles it. C'mon kids Israel is as safe as New York City! Now, if it were as dangerous as DC, maybe we would try & do more to help end violence than send the author of Sex.
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