Aug 19, 2010
This is what the Christian Science Monitor writes about the petition by Star Wars fans for NASA to develop a working hyperdrive:
"We need better propulsion systems. Right now I'd say that would be the one invention that would really help us out a lot," said Joseph Tellado, a logistics manager for the International Space Station. "It'd be great if our astronauts could go at hyperspeed."
This is how I'd have written it, and how it probably was said:
"We need," said Jeff Tellado, a logistics manager for the International Space Station, with a dramatic pause, "better propulsion systems!" Chuckling loudly, Tellado rolled his eyes. "Right now I'd say that would be the one invention that would really help us out a lot. [LOL!]"
As he said this, Tellado lifted his right arm and began rotating the forearm at the elbow in a sort of "helicopter" motion. With his left arm, Tellado formed a hollow fist and began jerking the fist up and down, furiously. Then, Tellado put his right thumb and forefinger together, lifted them to his mouth, and slowly pulled them away, making a choking noise. "It'd be great if our astronauts could go at hyperspeed," Tellado said in a high, nasal tone, which struck this reporter as reminiscent of that used by Sean Penn, playing Jeff Spicoli in the film Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
As for me, I'll be content when the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign delivers that Heuristic ALgorithm 9000 machine I've been waiting for since 1997. I'll bet it has better graphics and runs games a lot faster than the stupid laptop I'm using to write this post.
May 20, 2010
Empire Strikes Back is almost as old as I am! I still remember being in a theatre in Little Rock when the first rumble of the AT-ATs hit. Check out Peter Mayhew's awesome walking stick!
Apr 6, 2010
I was not able to attend this weekend's Wondercon, but a friend took this picture that I think sums the event up nicely.
Sep 18, 2009
Oppression of the Jedi faith runs rampant in the United Kingdom, as supermarket giant Tesco defends its policy prohibiting shoppers who wear hoods, even for religious reasons.
Daniel Jones, 23, who created the International Church of Jediism, claims he was “victimised over his beliefs” by staff at the supermarket in Bangor, North Wales. …
Mr Jones, from Holyhead, said that staff ejected him from the store over security fears when he refused to remove his hood.
Mr Jones, also known by his Jedi name Morda Hehol, told The Sun: "I told them it was a requirement of my religion but they just sniggered and ordered me to leave.
Via Overlawyered, which with a total of two posts concerning British discrimination against adherents of the Jedi faith, automatically becomes the world's leading blog on Jedi religious freedom.
Jun 19, 2009
Considering that, oh I dunno, everyone in Outer Mongolia has seen Star Wars and its sequels, is it really wise for Pizza Hut to rebrand itself simply as "The Hut"?
Thanks to the wonderful Nancy Friedman for the tip.
Apr 30, 2009
"As I have stated before, these are terms [gay, lesbian, homosexual] that do not exist in Star Wars. Thread closed."
George Lucas and his companies are well-known for the lengths to which they'll go in pursuit of those who would sully the Star Wars canon, which long ago devolved from fun pulp-art to a Disneyfied vehicle for selling action figures and other branded merchandise to six-year-olds, so, without knowing much about the cause, I'll assume that the Lucas entities are the reason Bioware won't allow fans of its upcoming Star Wars massive multiplayer game even to mention these verboten concepts.
And perhaps they have a point: As we're often told, in non-Star Wars contexts, equal rights for gays and lesbians can only lead us further down a certain slippery slope.
Mar 12, 2009
Convenience store robbers, beware of Kentucky. Among the items that may be carried by the holder of a Kentucky concealed weapon permit:
- Any weapon from which a shot, readily capable of producing death or serious physical injury, may be discharged.
- Any knife other than an ordinary pocket knife or hunting knife.
- Billy, nightstick, or club.
- Blackjack or slapjack.
- Nunchaku karate sticks.
- Shiriken or death star.
Thanks to Joel Rosenberg for sending me down this dark path.
Oct 23, 2008
Rock Paper Shotgun on what has to be the most irritating part of massive multiplayer online games: other players. I enjoy these games quite a bit when they're well made, and have been fortunate in that I'm wired into a couple of online networks that mean I don't have to play them with people I don't know (in a virtual sense), but there is little in gaming as soul-crushing as being forced to play, in a non-adversarial posture, with bunnyhoppers, ninjalooters, leetspeekers, horndogs, droppers, hackers, and the other assorted mishmash of anti-social losers who while they don't make up the majority of players, stand out from the majority.
There's also a good bit on BioWare's just-announced entry into the field, a Star Wars themed game set in the Old Republic, the same setting BioWare used for its excellent Knights of the Old Republic single player rpg. The promise is that the game will allow single-player party-based play, using npc characters similar to those of Guild Wars, only with the scripting and personalities that make BioWare's single player games such a pleasure. In other words, a BioWare rpg that never ends.
We shall see about that. I'm skeptical, but if it hits it will wash away all of the bad taste from Lucasarts' miserably executed Star Wars: Galaxies.
Sep 1, 2008
I took Evan to see Clone Wars. Honestly, it wasn't as terrible as I expected, though it dragged quite a bit.
1. If your aim is to build an invincible clone army to keep order, please try to avoid naming your commanders things like "Captain Rex" and "Commander Cody." That suggests that you really wanted to raise Golden Retrievers and only got into the army-building thing by accident.
2. If one of George Lucas' kids turns out to be gay, I can't imagine how George will ever look him or her in the eye after pushing the whole flaming gay Hutt thing. Really, that was just embarrassing.
Jul 18, 2008
Star Wars and a massively multiplayer online roleplaying game, only set in the Knights of the Old Republic era, most importantly, done right this time? Be still my beating heart! If it works, it may crush World of Warcraft. If it doesn't, it may crush Bioware. To the extent that EA isn't already taking care of that.
May 14, 2008
"You can go about your business. Move along, move along."
To follow up on Ken's earlier post on the topic, it appears that Arwel Wynne Hughes, the crutch wielding Darth Vader who attacked the head of the Anglican branch of the Jedi Church, has avoided his fate once again. Those who believed Vader was facing sure destruction will be disappointed to know that he escaped with a suspended sentence of sixty days, a small fine, and court costs.
There'll be no one to stop him this time.
Hat tip: Owain (Uncle Owain?) from the Popehat forum.
Apr 24, 2008
"You have no idea of the power of the Dark Side! As manifested in this crutch!"
A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan, who had founded a Jedi Church, a court has heard.
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, Anglesey, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and cousin Michael with a metal crutch. They suffered minor injuries.
Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted "Darth Vader!"
This article is made of win. I could just quote the whole thing. Read it.
Mar 29, 2008
Yesterday, I made the leap to a beautiful new Samsung 40" HDtv. I might never leave my house again. This morning, I got caught up in just staring at a nature documentary. I am drawn to the image on the screen whenever it is on. I actually had to turn down the brightness because it was too glaring. I feel like I am very late to this party, but I still want to wax rhapsodic. HD is totally worth it!
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