TL;DR : Cops can be real assholes, you guys.
C.J. Grisham is a stone-cold badass. I would never say anything awful about him (to his face).
But Mr. Grisham needs to learn him some damn manners.
Army Master Sgt. C.J. Grisham was on a ten-mile Boy Scout hike with his son in Texas when he was arrested and accused of “rudely displaying” his firearm. Knowing there are wild boars, coyotes, and cougars in the area, he had an AR-15 rifle slung over his shoulder and was also carrying a .45 caliber pistol, according to Fox News’ Todd Starnes.
Assault level rifle to kill some wild boars? Why not?! FUCK wild boars. They taste great in any case. .45? Meh, only newbs bring that. The low fire rate means you'll get maybe one, two guys before you get pegged. And there goes your kill streak. The sidearm is a desperation weapon anyway. In almost all cases unless you're achievement hunting, you're better off just picking up some random's gun. I like to go for the rapid fire pistols, but then I tend to like the weapons that just spray bullets all over place. I refer to them as "guns that go THBBBBBT". I'm good at Call of Duty.
In any case, Ken was busy getting ready for the
LA County Furmeet, law something whatever. Something to do with pandas? In any case he asks for help dealing with this story. All I initially hear is that some dude was arrested for "rudely displaying" a firearm. No shit? HOW? Was he twirling it around and shooting it in the air like Yosemite Sam? It is Texas after all.
He would only be in trouble if he had been carrying the rifle in a way “calculated to cause alarm,” like waving it in the air — not strapped to his chest and pointed towards the ground.
The hell? That's not rude at all. Not like…
Nah, too unrealistic. It's too awesome to really be considered "rude". Plus seriously, why would he not wear shoes? He's outside with all the dirt and rocks. Whoever drew this picture is an idiot.
See, I don't buy this one either. Generally you'll want to hang onto it with your hands when you're going to be humpin' away. And isn't it just a modified version of the horsey-style anyway? Plus where the hell are the guy's pockets and fly? Is he wearing tan sweatpants? And what the hell is up with that stupid ass confederate flag belt buckle. It's almost as if Ken put a note out there a few nights ago and some drunken idiot called dibs and then went to town with MS Paint. And a fat cop (wearing his pants backward), nice. Why don't you just give him a pig face and eating some donuts? Not all cops are fat…
Look, if I see a guy walking around with an AR-15… I'm calling the cops. That's happening. But it's just a dude walking with his kid, carrying some weapons for defense against fierce animals. What I'd expect is police to give him a talking to… and that's it. What I don't expect is "Bad Boys" to start playing. Maybe he got a bit smart-alecky; but if that was a crime, this whole blog would be breaking rocks in a re-education camp by now.
Cops have it rough. For every unbelievably heroic event, such as the recent Boston Marathon Bombing, 9/11, or countless others… there are events like this, where some dude waves a badge and gets his asshole on. But I think in spite of everything… gun control, 2nd amendment, reasonable bounds on police authoritay, we can all agree on one thing.
Leave Dr. Moreau alone.