A Funny Joke
You know what would be a funny joke?
When you catch a guy driving drunk, instead of giving him a breathalizer test and then taking him to jail, instead zip tie his hands and then leave him in a Taco Bell parking lot.
…because he's Mexican, get it?
The drunk guy wandered into traffic, hands behind his back, and got struck and killed by a car?
Uh – no comment.
Talk to our union lawyer.
And put down that camera, mother-fucker!
< pulls on rubber gloves >