A week or so ago I posted about fortresses.
You may have heard that earlier today a mentally-ill dental hygenist disprespected Mega Fortress One by banging into a piece of concrete with her car.
The good news is that she didn't get away with this – she was chased by twenty police cars, shot at 17 times, and killed. Her infant child was apparently hospitalized, but not killed in the fusillade of bullets.
Officials in the Capital Police and US Secret service have
conducted a full investigation and only after deep thought and introspection lauded the officers for “acting heroically”.
“It seems all around the Capitol, security worked well,” Capitol Police Chief Kim Dine said.
Senate staffers distributed buttons, made last year, that read: “Thank you, Capitol Police.”
No. Thank you, senate staffers!
In 2012 the chocolate ration was 30 grams per week, but in 2013 it went up to 25 grams per week.
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