Why Won't Nice Girls Ever Write Me Back? :(
I am a writer looking for good blogs like yours where I can contribute professionally written and proofread articles. I'm just wondering if you accept guest posts?
If you do currently accept contributions, do you allow links inside the main article? Also, are there any fees I might need to pay?
Looking forward to hearing from you soon. :)
Thank you for your inquiry.
What kinds of subjects do your articles address? Would it be possible to suggest a topic suited for my blog?
Thanks for your reply.
Generally I prefer to be guided by the publisher in terms of what they would like covered. This way you get an article that fits in with the overall voice of your blog. Do you have any strong preferences in terms of what should or shouldn't be covered?
Thank you for your response.
I appreciate your offer to craft an article that fits with the voice of our blog. The term I hear most often to describe our voice is "shouty," but that's mostly from people who are frankly very judgmental. I prefer the term "mellifluous" to describe our voice. I previously preferred "jumentous" because it sounds nice, like a combination of momentous and jubilant, but then I looked it up and no.
Right now, Victoria, we're particularly interested in the equine risks to our children — or, as we prefer to say to convey the fulsome nature and extent of the threat, Our Children. I don't know about Australia, but in America right now pony rides are very popular. You see pony rides at the birthday parties of imminently bankrupt social climbing parents, at open-air farmer's markets in the suburbs, at at fairs, carnivals, and other community events operated by persons susceptible to being depicted in HBO series. The sight of the ponies fills children with delight, Victoria. But too seldom is the question asked — are they SAFE?
Please let me know if you would like for me to elaborate.
Also, what type of links would you like to put in the articles? May I hope they would add value and provide information likely to be of interest to our readers?
Very truly yours,
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