Ken, G_d d_mn it!

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  1. George William Herbert says:

    Nnnneeeiiiiggghh! Not Ken?!!

  2. Jim Salter says:

    Lil' Sebastian?

  3. Dan says:

    It was the Mafia connections, wasn't it?

  4. That Anonymous Coward says:

    PONY MAFIA STRIKES AGAIN!
    Look on the ceiling for footprints, they are upside down.

  5. Ian says:

    Where do you think those little bottles of glue come from?

  6. assemblerhead says:

    Ken,

    Have the kids been "too quiet" lately?
    Spending a lot of time out of sight?

    /humor

  7. randall says:

    I have it on good authority that Ken was seen boarding a flight to Europe on Wednesday morning.

  8. Ken White says:

    I HAVE NO IDEA what happened to that tender succulent pony.

  9. Nat Gertler says:

    When Ken was absent the other day, I thought he said it was because he was getting a little hoarse.

  10. Wick Deer says:

    Maybe, just maybe, it wasn't Ken. Maybe it was

  11. Wick Deer says:

    I see I failed tag usage, yet again.

    Maybe it wasn't Ken, maybe it was this guy.

  12. barry says:

    I think it's really a dog.

  13. Shane says:

    Quick, check Ken's hands for Pony taint.

  14. James says:

    I hear that if you eat a Pony's heart, you gain its power. Also its proclivity to kill.

  15. Ancel De Lambert says:

    The pony was ritualistically sacrificed to the Elder Equestrians.

  16. Docrailgun says:

    What was its cutie mark, for identification purposes?

  17. Via Angus says:

    Who would take a pony from its home? And why would a pony go away? That does not make sense.

  18. ULTRAGOTHA says:

    Where do you think those little bottles of glue come from?

    Ian, you made my (pony-owning) wife cry. :"-(

  19. Bill says:

    That is the very same pony that propositioned me to expand my legal practice via email/twitter/social media marketing. I told him I wasn't a lawyer and didn't have a law firm, so he asked instead if I'd like a guest blogger on my site.

  20. Hal 10000 says:

    I HAVE NO IDEA what happened to that tender succulent pony.

    Ken also didn't get any messages and definitely did not shoot that delicious plump-breasted pigeon, either!

  21. Kerwin White says:

    This is the best thing I have read all morning.

  22. Pedant says:

    This was clearly the work of a rustler-in-training. I'd look for a short 12-year-old wearing chaps.

  23. Anonymous Coward says:

    This made me laugh.

  24. Trebuchet says:

    Ponies? Here ya go!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK3ILEdFZ_Q#t=41

    It's not my video but I just watched this show four times over the weekend. Very cool. Almost as great as flying pumpkins.

    That's probably my shoulder briefly intruding into the video, by the way.

  25. Gabriel says:

    MVLP- friendship is tasty.

  26. AlanMorgan says:

    Ken, I'm not your lawyer. I'm not anyone's lawyer. This, however, is legal advice (*): "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!".

    I'm probably fighting a losing battle here, but I thought I'd mention it.

    (*) Given by an actual lawyer, albeit under different circumstances.

  27. JLA Girl says:

    Isn't Ken too afraid of ponies to get close enough to steal one?

    (He could, however, have hired someone. Where was Clark on Thursday?)

  28. AlphaCentauri says:

    Apparently "pygmy ponies" are essential to dental-floss agriculture:

  29. AlphaCentauri says:

    oops, that didn't work:

  30. Eric Holder says:

    He might be goin' to Montana soon…