Ken, G_d d_mn it!

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http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2013/09/14/Worlds-smallest-pony-stolen-in-Italy

WORLD'S SMALLEST PONY STOLEN IN ITALY

CITTA DI CASTELLO, Italy, Sept. 13 (UPI) — Italian police said someone stole a pony believed to be the smallest in the world from its stall at the National Horse Fair of Citta di Castello.

Investigators said the 24.8-inch-tall pony, Charly, was visiting for the 47th annual horse fair when thieves cut through a wire fence overnight Thursday and fled with the pint-sized equine, ANSA reported Friday.

Does anyone know where Ken was Thursday?

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33 Comments

33 Comments

  1. George William Herbert  •  Sep 15, 2013 @4:04 am

    Nnnneeeiiiiggghh! Not Ken?!!

  2. Jim Salter  •  Sep 15, 2013 @4:16 am

    Lil' Sebastian?

  3. Dan  •  Sep 15, 2013 @4:21 am

    It was the Mafia connections, wasn't it?

  4. That Anonymous Coward  •  Sep 15, 2013 @5:16 am

    PONY MAFIA STRIKES AGAIN!
    Look on the ceiling for footprints, they are upside down.

  5. Ian  •  Sep 15, 2013 @5:35 am

    Where do you think those little bottles of glue come from?

  6. assemblerhead  •  Sep 15, 2013 @6:03 am

    Ken,

    Have the kids been "too quiet" lately?
    Spending a lot of time out of sight?

    /humor

  7. randall  •  Sep 15, 2013 @7:03 am

    I have it on good authority that Ken was seen boarding a flight to Europe on Wednesday morning.

  8. Ken White  •  Sep 15, 2013 @7:44 am

    I HAVE NO IDEA what happened to that tender succulent pony.

  9. Nat Gertler  •  Sep 15, 2013 @7:56 am

    When Ken was absent the other day, I thought he said it was because he was getting a little hoarse.

  10. Wick Deer  •  Sep 15, 2013 @8:02 am

    Maybe, just maybe, it wasn't Ken. Maybe it was

  11. Wick Deer  •  Sep 15, 2013 @8:04 am

    I see I failed tag usage, yet again.

    Maybe it wasn't Ken, maybe it was this guy.

  12. barry  •  Sep 15, 2013 @8:23 am

    I think it's really a dog.

  13. Shane  •  Sep 15, 2013 @8:54 am

    Quick, check Ken's hands for Pony taint.

  14. James  •  Sep 15, 2013 @10:07 am

    I hear that if you eat a Pony's heart, you gain its power. Also its proclivity to kill.

  15. Ancel De Lambert  •  Sep 15, 2013 @11:10 am

    The pony was ritualistically sacrificed to the Elder Equestrians.

  16. Docrailgun  •  Sep 15, 2013 @12:04 pm

    What was its cutie mark, for identification purposes?

  17. Via Angus  •  Sep 15, 2013 @12:57 pm

    Who would take a pony from its home? And why would a pony go away? That does not make sense.

  18. Lago  •  Sep 15, 2013 @1:00 pm

    lol

  19. ULTRAGOTHA  •  Sep 15, 2013 @1:20 pm

    Where do you think those little bottles of glue come from?

    Ian, you made my (pony-owning) wife cry. :"-(

  20. Bill  •  Sep 15, 2013 @5:54 pm

    That is the very same pony that propositioned me to expand my legal practice via email/twitter/social media marketing. I told him I wasn't a lawyer and didn't have a law firm, so he asked instead if I'd like a guest blogger on my site.

  21. Hal 10000  •  Sep 15, 2013 @7:29 pm

    I HAVE NO IDEA what happened to that tender succulent pony.

    Ken also didn't get any messages and definitely did not shoot that delicious plump-breasted pigeon, either!

  22. Kerwin White  •  Sep 16, 2013 @6:07 am

    This is the best thing I have read all morning.

  23. Pedant  •  Sep 16, 2013 @6:47 am

    This was clearly the work of a rustler-in-training. I'd look for a short 12-year-old wearing chaps.

  24. Anonymous Coward  •  Sep 16, 2013 @7:17 am

    This made me laugh.

  25. Trebuchet  •  Sep 16, 2013 @10:18 am

    Ponies? Here ya go!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK3ILEdFZ_Q#t=41

    It's not my video but I just watched this show four times over the weekend. Very cool. Almost as great as flying pumpkins.

    That's probably my shoulder briefly intruding into the video, by the way.

  26. Gabriel  •  Sep 16, 2013 @12:09 pm

    MVLP- friendship is tasty.

  27. Gabriel  •  Sep 16, 2013 @1:26 pm
  28. AlanMorgan  •  Sep 17, 2013 @10:01 am

    Ken, I'm not your lawyer. I'm not anyone's lawyer. This, however, is legal advice (*): "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!".

    I'm probably fighting a losing battle here, but I thought I'd mention it.

    (*) Given by an actual lawyer, albeit under different circumstances.

  29. JLA Girl  •  Sep 17, 2013 @11:04 am

    Isn't Ken too afraid of ponies to get close enough to steal one?

    (He could, however, have hired someone. Where was Clark on Thursday?)

  30. AlphaCentauri  •  Sep 17, 2013 @3:30 pm

    Apparently "pygmy ponies" are essential to dental-floss agriculture:

  31. AlphaCentauri  •  Sep 17, 2013 @3:34 pm

    oops, that didn't work:

  32. tmitsss  •  Sep 20, 2013 @6:28 am
  33. Eric Holder  •  Sep 22, 2013 @12:12 am

    He might be goin' to Montana soon…