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The White House now has a Tumblr page.

And yet the President has not updated his MySpace profile since April 2011. America has gone two years and twenty-three days without a MySpace update.

What does the President know, and with which sleazy Los Angeles hair metal bands has he shared it?

Last 5 posts by Patrick Non-White

4 Comments

4 Comments

  1. Bill  •  Apr 27, 2013 @11:44 am

    One would need to smoke a few bongs full of that Kush the anti-drug dude was testing for that poster to make sense. Or at least I would.

  2. kapitan kaiju  •  Apr 27, 2013 @2:47 pm

    When was the last time *anyone* updated their myspace profile?

    I'm just looking forward to the day that someone else eats facebook's lunch.

  3. ChrisTS  •  Apr 27, 2013 @3:05 pm

    @kapitan kaiju:

    "I'm just looking forward to the day that someone else eats facebook's lunch."

    Gods; + whatever value you prefer.

    But, I wonder when it will happen? NYT only lets one be a "Trusted Commenter" via FB; my faculty club asks for RSVPs via FB. My daughter is annoyed with me for no longer 'being' on FB.

  4. Michael K.  •  Apr 27, 2013 @11:45 pm

    I can't tell what his mood is, either, since he stopped posting to livejournal.