The Road to Popehat
One of my favorite features at this blog is Ken's "The Road to Popehat".
While playing around in the admin pages I looked at yesterday's search terms and decided that I should take a stab at it. Ken isn't an IP attorney, so stealing his licks should be safe, right?
quote you fuck with us we close down the city and find you boston terrorist – I'm tempted to say that someone overheard Rahm Emmanuel talking to his dry cleaner about a mustard stain, but the reference to Boston leaves me a little unsure.
pirate resignation letter – I can't find the document you're referring to, but based on my experience in such things, I'm sure it starts with "Arrr!" and degenerates into a list of complaints about too little rum and too much sodomy.
sex college – given the higher education implosion, I have to give a nod of appreciation to whoever came up the idea of boiling a B.A. degree down to the essentials.
dr steven kirschner tattoo – I expect that in a few days when this visitor sobers up we'll see another search, this time for "dr steven kirschner tattoo removal".
why dos a nabeor keep throwing rocks and making sounds wither ph to heras me becuse i dont want anything to do with her – we don't know, but based on the facts you present, we don't want anything to do with her either.
popehat origin – it involves a family sized bag of Doritos, electricity, and a late night dare. Beyond that, I've been sworn to secrecy.
cure for chewing on fingers – your own or someone else's?
how to dislodge a hotdog – usually I just slap Ken hard on the back and warn him that one at a time is safer.
angry dick – You're not the first one to end up on the 'Clark' author page this way.
pointless carry on story to annoy of failure – you really like that 'Clark' page, don't you?
lesbian wear in grope suit been punish – of course she has; the Guild of Lesbians has a very strict dress code.
what will happen if i don't respond to a lawyer's letter – the whole issue will go away. Trust me. On the other hand, I'm the one non-lawyer here at Popehat.
shooting joe pullen in the face with a badger launchers – I don't even know who Joe Pullen is, and I already love this search.
Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to go offline, draw the shades, and peek out so that I see Angry Ken coming for me.
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