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I Knew This Day Would Come.

Mar 5, 2013
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Politics & Current Events

Four years ago, I created a Facebook account. Just so that one day, I could do this.

Chavez

Last 5 posts by Patrick Non-White

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  1. Ken  •  Mar 5, 2013 @3:38 pm

    I love this place.

  2. Chris Berez  •  Mar 5, 2013 @3:44 pm

    Awesome!!!!

  3. Dan Weber  •  Mar 5, 2013 @3:48 pm

    When I heard the news on NPR, I wondered if we would get another "bullet to the head" post here.

    For some reason, I thought "no." I don't know why I thought that.

  4. Patrick  •  Mar 5, 2013 @3:51 pm

    The account, by the way, has thousands of friend requests, which I'm busily accepting.

    It only lists 44 because that's the number since I last accessed it.

  5. ElamBend  •  Mar 5, 2013 @3:54 pm

    You are teh awesome.

  6. Patrick  •  Mar 5, 2013 @4:01 pm

    This is the post that Mr. Weber references. It upset some people.

    Sic semper tyrannis.

  7. Pham Nuwen  •  Mar 5, 2013 @4:08 pm

    I never post here but I have to give props where props are due.

    Well played, sir. Well played.

  8. George William Herbert  •  Mar 5, 2013 @7:43 pm

    Sick, sick man.

    I love it.

  9. Grifter  •  Mar 5, 2013 @8:17 pm

    I'm suddenly reminded of the old vector graphics Star Wars arcade cabinet (which I would give valuable parts of my anatomy to own), with its muffled rendition of that saying. In my mind, it's become a flying oil well trying to blow up the… ISS? Something like that, anyway. Look the point is: This post is awesome.

  10. Skeptico  •  Mar 5, 2013 @8:58 pm

    I don't get it. Sorry – incomprehensible post.

  11. darius404  •  Mar 5, 2013 @9:53 pm

    For anyone interested in being best buds with Venezuela's Dear Leader (and one of "Chavez's" newfound friends unironically called him that), Popehat's Facebook post on this now has a comment linking to his profile.

  12. Mike  •  Mar 6, 2013 @7:34 am

    The blogspot is what made me spill my coffee. Well done Patrick.

  13. Rliyen  •  Mar 6, 2013 @7:51 am

    Couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow.

  14. Patrick  •  Mar 6, 2013 @7:51 am

    You mean this blogspot blog, Mike?

  15. Jeremy  •  Mar 6, 2013 @8:04 am

    A+ for preparation and patience.

  16. Mike  •  Mar 6, 2013 @8:16 am

    Yup.

  17. Shane  •  Mar 6, 2013 @9:12 am

    ::shaking head slowly side to side::

    Patrick you are a fucking genius. There I said it … GENIUS.

  18. The Harmless Bunny  •  Mar 6, 2013 @9:52 am

    Thanks Patrick. I blame you for the loss of my keyboard due to spraying coffee (Hooray for having about 3-4 spares!)

  19. Tim  •  Mar 6, 2013 @9:59 am

    Not as many followers as the official page. I find it interesting that people are even able to find it..I had to link through Popehat to get there. Also that people think it's a legitimate page since it lists Chavez as the president of Chile.

  20. Bearman  •  Mar 6, 2013 @12:02 pm

    Win

  21. perlhaqr  •  Mar 6, 2013 @1:27 pm

    *applause*

  22. sbsher2  •  Mar 12, 2013 @1:04 pm

    *sigh* …my lack of foresight disturbs me.

  23. TPRJones  •  Apr 4, 2013 @10:21 am

    I'm at a loss. What is the link between Hugo Chavez and Obi Wan Kenobi that makes this work?

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