Official Popehat GOP Debate Drinking Game

21 Responses

  1. How do I avoid that stage where I am not drunk enough to have passed out, and can thus still hear them, but am drunk enough that they all make perfect sense simultaneously?

  2. 2-D Man says:

    I like that drinking game. I play it for stuff that isn't GOP debates too. Like Tuesday.

  3. Caleb says:

    I'm the best at this game!

  4. steve says:

    Just drink whenever one of them says "I".

  5. The drinking game is: take a swig every time the word "Goldwater" is mentioned. P.S. About a half a can of beer should be a sufficient stockpile.

  6. Scott Jacobs says:

    This sounds like a complete rip off from my "Election Day Drinking Game"…

  7. Grandy says:

    Well, I just heard Mitt basically say "I keep the Catholic Church Running bitches", and then Santorum just said that "Abstinence based governmental programs work".

    And one of these assholes might be our next president. Yay!

  8. VPJ says:

    @Scott. Is that the one where you have to be sober enough to vote for some idiot, yet simultaneously drunk enough that you don't jump off of a tall building in utter despair?

    I think I owe you some royalties. I've been playing that one for some time.

  9. Scott Jacobs says:

    And VPJ nails it in one…

  10. Damon says:

    I've just opened up my 15 year old bottle of Highland Park!

  11. Highland Park…a fine malt. Might I also recommend by contrast a glass of 10 year Laphroaig or Talisker…

  12. Damon says:

    @ Graham: I don't care for Talisker though. Laphroaig is "ok". Lagavulin however, is very nice! :)

  13. Crunchback says:

    Glenmorangie Sauternes Wood Finish Highland Malt. Not so peaty. It's amusing to think what it would be like if Santorum got the nomination. The platform would read like the world's longest suicide note.

  14. Marta says:

    Jesus. Where the hell have you been? I've missed you for DAYS.

  15. Derrick says:

    I don't understand why you guys are wasting good stuff on these assholes.

  16. Josh says:

    @Derrick – to dull the pain, obviously. I'm still playing.

  17. Ken says:

    There's not enough booze in the world. Unfortunately.

  18. David Leech says:

    Way ahead of you on this and I'm a Brit.

  19. VPJ says:

    Well, Brits have more elections, no?

  20. Joe Pullen says:

    Sorta like going to the bar. The more you drink the better they look. Unfortunately in this case there isn't enough alcohol. We'll all wake up in the morning – after the elections – and wonder what the hell was America thinking.

  21. David Leech says:

    VPJ: No sure about that, I do know large quantities of alcohol are needed to stomach our politicians so Americans must need intravenous injections of pure heroin to stomach theirs.