Official Popehat GOP Debate Drinking Game

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Rules:

1)  Drink.  A lot.

Last 5 posts by Derrick

21 Comments

21 Comments

  1. Wilhelm Arcturus  •  Feb 22, 2012 @5:45 pm

    How do I avoid that stage where I am not drunk enough to have passed out, and can thus still hear them, but am drunk enough that they all make perfect sense simultaneously?

  2. 2-D Man  •  Feb 22, 2012 @6:16 pm

    I like that drinking game. I play it for stuff that isn't GOP debates too. Like Tuesday.

  3. Caleb  •  Feb 22, 2012 @6:19 pm

    I'm the best at this game!

  4. steve  •  Feb 22, 2012 @6:25 pm

    Just drink whenever one of them says "I".

  5. Christopher Tozzo  •  Feb 22, 2012 @6:34 pm

    The drinking game is: take a swig every time the word "Goldwater" is mentioned. P.S. About a half a can of beer should be a sufficient stockpile.

  6. Scott Jacobs  •  Feb 22, 2012 @6:35 pm

    This sounds like a complete rip off from my "Election Day Drinking Game"…

  7. Grandy  •  Feb 22, 2012 @6:59 pm

    Well, I just heard Mitt basically say "I keep the Catholic Church Running bitches", and then Santorum just said that "Abstinence based governmental programs work".

    And one of these assholes might be our next president. Yay!

  8. VPJ  •  Feb 22, 2012 @7:59 pm

    @Scott. Is that the one where you have to be sober enough to vote for some idiot, yet simultaneously drunk enough that you don't jump off of a tall building in utter despair?

    I think I owe you some royalties. I've been playing that one for some time.

  9. Scott Jacobs  •  Feb 22, 2012 @8:29 pm

    And VPJ nails it in one…

  10. Damon  •  Feb 23, 2012 @5:35 am

    I've just opened up my 15 year old bottle of Highland Park!

  11. Graham Shevlin  •  Feb 23, 2012 @10:53 am

    Highland Park…a fine malt. Might I also recommend by contrast a glass of 10 year Laphroaig or Talisker…

  12. Damon  •  Feb 23, 2012 @11:43 am

    @ Graham: I don't care for Talisker though. Laphroaig is "ok". Lagavulin however, is very nice! :)

  13. Crunchback  •  Feb 23, 2012 @6:53 pm

    Glenmorangie Sauternes Wood Finish Highland Malt. Not so peaty. It's amusing to think what it would be like if Santorum got the nomination. The platform would read like the world's longest suicide note.

  14. Marta  •  Feb 23, 2012 @7:55 pm

    Jesus. Where the hell have you been? I've missed you for DAYS.

  15. Derrick  •  Feb 23, 2012 @8:12 pm

    I don't understand why you guys are wasting good stuff on these assholes.

  16. Josh  •  Feb 23, 2012 @8:46 pm

    @Derrick – to dull the pain, obviously. I'm still playing.

  17. Ken  •  Feb 24, 2012 @7:14 am

    There's not enough booze in the world. Unfortunately.

  18. David Leech  •  Feb 24, 2012 @5:32 pm

    Way ahead of you on this and I'm a Brit.

  19. VPJ  •  Feb 25, 2012 @8:01 am

    Well, Brits have more elections, no?

  20. Joe Pullen  •  Feb 25, 2012 @6:41 pm

    Sorta like going to the bar. The more you drink the better they look. Unfortunately in this case there isn't enough alcohol. We'll all wake up in the morning – after the elections – and wonder what the hell was America thinking.

  21. David Leech  •  Feb 25, 2012 @8:54 pm

    VPJ: No sure about that, I do know large quantities of alcohol are needed to stomach our politicians so Americans must need intravenous injections of pure heroin to stomach theirs.