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The Road To Popehat: Yep, Still Crazy Edition

Dec 8, 2011
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It's time for the Road to Popehat, the feature in which we check out the traffic logs, see what searches brought you here, and wonder whether mass forcible institutionalization would really be that bad in the long run.

So, Popehat was dark for almost a month. We wondered — during that time, did the searches get any more — normal?

Judge for yourself.

Casey federal charges imminent/will the feds charge casey for the murder of Caylee: Oh, Caylee's Mob. Will you ever stop being stupid?

Objectivist Thanksgiving: "Gravy is Gravy! Now excuse me, I'm going Galt on the dishes and watching some football."

TSA sexually assaults my mother: My heart sank when I realized this is probably a new Rule 34 thing.

images of Darth Vader with Chewbacca: STOP COMING HERE FOR YOUR FETISH PORN. STOP.

phenomenal foreskins: DAMMIT

what to do when a fat kid bullies you: This is totally the setup line for a joke.

what if superman and batman had a baby: Imagine "rock-a-bye baby" sung in Christian Bale's gin-and-cigarettes Batman voice. There. Now you're never getting that out of your head. You're welcome.

racist food products I'd prefer to think this is about environmental racism or lack of fresh food in poor neighborhoods or archaic nicknames for Brazil nuts, but I'm pretty sure this guy's food screams epithets at him.

what hope is there for the world: I really, really feel awful about a person asking that question winding up at Popehat.

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  1. TJIC  •  Dec 8, 2011 @11:15 am

    > TSA sexually assaults my mother: My heart sank when I realized this is probably a new Rule 34 thing.

    DAMNIT, KEN!

  2. TJIC  •  Dec 8, 2011 @11:18 am

    > racist food products

    All food products are racist … if you're sufficiently creative and open to coming up with new racial epithets.

    God-damn unwashed cranberry muffins coming here and stealing our jobs…

  3. Al  •  Dec 8, 2011 @12:01 pm

    Huh. Christian Bale’s gin-and-cigarettes Batman voice version of "Rock-a-bye baby" just sounds like a Dethklok cover which is actually pretty damned cool.

  4. Roho  •  Dec 8, 2011 @2:21 pm

    You've occasionally expressed bemusement about not only the search phrases, but the fact that they're somehow bringing people to Popehat.

    As a fellow referrer-log-a-holic, I have a corollary – how far down the search results are some of these people *going*?
    "Okay, phenomenal foreskins, result 587 out of 86,215. Popehat.com…sounds promising. 587th time's the charm!"

  5. Wilhelm Arcturus  •  Dec 8, 2011 @3:59 pm

    And the irony here is that every time an oddball phrase ends up on Road to Popehat, Popehat climbs the up to the top of the results.

    Sure, Popehat WAS result 587 for phenomenal foreskins… but now it is #1!

  6. Robert  •  Dec 8, 2011 @5:17 pm

    "what hope is there for the world: I really, really feel awful about a person asking that question winding up at Popehat."

    Imagine how they felt…

  7. C. S. P. Schofield  •  Dec 9, 2011 @7:22 am

    Further proof, as if any was needed, that 43.7% of all persons using the internet at any given moment are bugf*ck nuts. The rest are ordinary squirrel food.

    (yes, I include myself)

  8. Skip Intro  •  Dec 9, 2011 @7:27 am

    I wish I would have thought to Google "racist food products" long before now.

  9. Aufero  •  Dec 9, 2011 @8:27 pm

    My usual reaction to these posts is "Wow, I need to Google that right now!"

    Phenomenal foreskins, though… I think I'll skip that one.

  10. Nentuaby  •  Dec 10, 2011 @7:39 pm

    You'll be pleased to know that this very post is now the #1 result on the internet for "phenomenal foreskins." ;)

  11. Pteryxx  •  Dec 11, 2011 @10:41 am

    You’ll be pleased to know that this very post is now the #1 result on the internet for “phenomenal foreskins.”

    …As a first-time visitor (via B&W), "phenomenal foreskins" has definitely become my memory-assistive phrase for this site.

    >_>

  12. Lex  •  Dec 13, 2011 @12:16 pm

    Dang. Re one's mom and the TSA, I've gotten no searchers even though my mother vented her spleen on my blog on that very subject about this time last year.

  13. kmc  •  Dec 14, 2011 @1:28 pm

    Based on the Darth Vader and the foreskins entries, the one thing I want to do now is Google "fetish porn" and see how far up this site is. But, I'm at work and I'd rather continue making mortgage-paying money. Please let me remember this until I get home! *crossing fingers*