Perhaps The Greatest Threat Is The Gang Known As "The Warriors". "The Warriors," In Gang Parlance, "Come Out To Play".

Politics & Current Events, WTF?

Proving that every dollar you send to the federal government is a fucking joke, the Federal Bureau of Investigation's National Gang Intelligence Center devotes four pages of its annual report to the gang known as…

Juggalos.

Last 5 posts by Patrick Non-White

17 Comments

17 Comments

  1. jon spencer  •  Oct 28, 2011 @4:07 pm

    Are the Flying Elvi next?

  2. Scott Jacobs  •  Oct 28, 2011 @5:20 pm

    Booster Clubs get an entire chapter…

  3. SeanD  •  Oct 28, 2011 @6:58 pm

    What about those guys that wear the baseball uniforms and paint their faces and go around on roller skates? And carry baseball bats.

    Are they still in the game?

    And on a slightly orthogonal note: I heard that the FBI has a bunch of Mormon members b/c they're so pure (no prior drug use) – could that play a part in this?

  4. SPQR  •  Oct 28, 2011 @7:21 pm

    Now Patrick, you say that like its a bad thing. I for one welcome any Federal oppression of Juggalos.

  5. McGehee  •  Oct 29, 2011 @8:45 am

    Remember those web ring things people used to set up, to drive traffic among sites with similar interests?

    I'm pretty sure those are in a past report…

  6. Mike  •  Oct 29, 2011 @9:14 am

    F***ing gangs, how do they work?

  7. C. Ellis  •  Oct 29, 2011 @10:38 am

    Shouldn't it be "punks and mods"? That was pretty much poor kids v rich kids back in the day…gonna have to check out that book. Guess Juggalos can go up on the same shelf as Jazz, Blues, baseball, marijuana, goth, Satanic ritual sacrifice (never mind if it's imaginary) and Jews (they're on every list like this) for what's going to destroy America.

  8. EH  •  Oct 29, 2011 @3:03 pm

    This is just a little PsyOps to keep the younger 2A crowd (Juggalos are mostly a Midwestern US blue collar subculture) from thinking too much about what they have in common with the OWS 1A crowd.

  9. John Burgess  •  Oct 31, 2011 @9:53 am

    @EH: Are you suggesting that the beams cross intentionally?

  10. mojo  •  Oct 31, 2011 @12:15 pm

    Oh, wait, let me set up a new category in GangNet…

  11. Amiable Dorsai  •  Oct 31, 2011 @6:03 pm

    Thank God for the FBI! On the strength of this report, I had my nephew arrested. The little bastard was posing as a straight "A" student and Eagle Scout, but he had an Insane Clown Posse poster in his room, and the cops discovered several ISP albums on his iPod; should be enough to keep him in slam for a few decades.

    My sister is less than entirely pleased with me, for some reason. I wonder if it's because the SWAT team was forced to shoot her Pomeranian?

  12. Shrimp  •  Nov 2, 2011 @7:18 am

    Hey, now, I've had Pomeranians. Noisy barking rats, it probably deserved it. In fact, I'm sure it did.

  13. SPQR  •  Nov 2, 2011 @8:33 am

    The Pomeranian had it coming.

  14. Scott Jacobs  •  Nov 2, 2011 @3:16 pm

    And really, shooting the dog was just an added bonus for the SWAT guys…

  15. Bob  •  Nov 3, 2011 @7:25 am

    Juggalos are one of Michigan's greatest exports.

  16. Tam  •  Nov 6, 2011 @6:40 am

    Bob,

    "Juggalos are one of Michigan's greatest only surviving exports."

    FTFY. ;)

  17. Bob  •  Nov 8, 2011 @12:33 pm

    Indeed.