"No Elephant-Headed God-Men Were Killed, Mistreated, Or Blasphemed In The Making Of This Play"

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If the makers of Ganesh v. Hitler, a play set to debut in Melbourne, Australia on September 29, would like to add that line to their playbill, all we ask is that they credit Popehat (but please don't mention that to the Roman Catholics).

According to the playwright, Hitler stole the swastika from the Hindu religion.  And, much as U2's Bono recovered the song "Helter Skelter" from Charles Manson on behalf of the Beatles and Indiana Jones recovered the Ark of the Covenant on behalf of Uncle Sam, Ganesh just wants to steal the swastika back. 

The publicity blurb for Ganesh versus the Third Reich, from Geelong-based company Back to Back Theatre, depicts the elephant-headed Hindu god of prophecy seeking to go one-on-one with Hitler over the swastika.

Rajan Zed, a Hindu statesman from the United States, said Hindus were concerned about the play, which will premiere at the Melbourne Festival.

"The Lord Ganesh was meant to be worshipped in temples and home shrines and not to be made a laughing stock on theatre stages," Mr Zed said in a statement.

"Lord Ganesh was divine and theatre/film/art were welcome to create projects about/around him showing his true depiction as mentioned in the scriptures," said the president of the Universal Society of Hinduism.

"Creating irrelevant imaginary imagery, like reportedly depicting him being tortured and interrogated by Nazi SS, hurt the devotees."

While Rajan Zed, the Hindu statesman from the United States, isn't explicitly calling for censorship, the thought of Lord Ganesh suffering at the hands of Nazis has gotten some Australians, specifically Dr. Yadu Singh of the Council of Indian Australians, calling for censorship:

Depiction of Lord Ganesha in this manner is going to become an Issue in India and among Indians, and is likely to create a controversy between India and Australia, which is unnecessary.

Further more, agencies which receive public funding in Australia, can’t be associating with any action, commentary, documentary or play, which lampoons the beliefs, deities or feelings of people from any religion.

What seems to be lost in the controversy and threats of international incidents is that this is a play about a giant elephant-headed man clobbering Hitler, which is not to trivialize the giant elephant-headed man, nor his divinity.  While the enormity of his crimes can't be diminished, Hitler himself has become so trivialized and diminished that politicians feel no shame in invoking Hitler to describe the Chamber of Commerce.  Hitler is now a comic book character, and a bad one at that.  Despite the playwright's description of the play as:

a “wildly inventive ride through history, where sacred icons and rituals become weapons” and “brimming with humour”.

it probably sucks, just like a bad comic book.

Surely Lord Ganesh is divine enough to withstand such a trifling indignity, even if some of his followers aren't.

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23 Comments

23 Comments

  1. Ken  •  Sep 19, 2011 @11:38 am

    Damn I missed you.

  2. Ken  •  Sep 19, 2011 @11:40 am

    By the way, I don't know why nobody is thinking about the feelings of the fascists.

  3. TJIC  •  Sep 19, 2011 @11:51 am

    > it probably sucks, just like a bad comic book.

    Is there any other kind?

    Oops. Right, right, I run a comic book ecommerce store. OK, there are a few. I like Walking Dead, Korgi, Mouse Guard.

    …but, you know, LARGE swaths of this world stink.

  4. jb  •  Sep 19, 2011 @11:55 am

    What could be more divine and glorious than beating the sh*t out of history's greatest monster in order to rehabilitate an ancient holy symbol?

  5. A leap at the wheel  •  Sep 19, 2011 @11:57 am

    To be fair, Hitler was in comics at least as early as 1942, in Superman #17.

  6. lodermulch  •  Sep 19, 2011 @12:32 pm

    ah well….i'm from germany (and neither hindu nor christian) – so, for your amusement, fellow, readers: i keep a small idol of the fat 1.5 tusked lord of luck on my wall – and most definitely NOT some picture of "our" former ridiculously moustachioed (is there such a word?) psychopath führer :)

  7. Grandy  •  Sep 19, 2011 @12:44 pm

    My own problem with this play is something rather different. With respect to the stage – be it the state of life, or the actual theater stage – I think this idea is terrific but better suited to another medium entirely: film. Do not tell me that you didn't immediately picture a giant-Ganesh battling giga-Hitler in the middle of Sydney.

    I would pay a considerable amount of my hard-earned dollars to see such a film. Especially if it featured a tag-team battle. We'll put one of Godzilla, Gamera, or the Iron Giant on Ganesh's side. For Hitler, King Gidrah is an obvious choice but I am thinking Robo-Stalin.

    Also, insert the Dr Who season 8 part 2 promo poster here (the one with Rory on it, "Don't listen to Hitler. He's Rubbish).

  8. Wilhelm Arcturus  •  Sep 19, 2011 @1:01 pm

    Okay, but did anybody raise a stink when Homer Simpson dressed up as Ganesh to try and break up Apu's wedding? And has South Park gone after Ganesh yet?

    Anyway, this sudden media attention to something about which I was previously unaware has created within me a desire to experience this "Ganesh vs. Hitler." Victory for somebody!

  9. mojo  •  Sep 19, 2011 @3:05 pm

    No peanut jokes, either!

    We're watching…

  10. Dwight Brown  •  Sep 19, 2011 @3:59 pm

    "For Hitler, King Gidrah is an obvious choice but I am thinking Robo-Stalin."

    Grandy:
    I have what I think is a better idea. We need to add some sex appeal, and Japan was allied with Hitler in the Second World War, so it seems to me that a better choice would be…RoboGeisha.

  11. perlhaqr  •  Sep 19, 2011 @4:02 pm

    I'm thinking MechaGaneshzilla.

    *deafening trumpeting noise*

  12. Laura K  •  Sep 19, 2011 @4:08 pm

    But…but…Lord Ganesh is in the Mahabarata talking about how "from the moment I was born I made my first mistake; I've been learning ever since." He's got an Elephant's head because he wouldn't let his father in while his mother was taking a bath (having never met father) so father chopped off his head and sent three goblins out for a replacement, and, Igor style, they came back with an Elephant's…HE RIDES ON A MOUSE…one of his hands always holds a piece of CANDY… His JOB is to AVENGE EVIL…Okay. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, it's just…oh Bloody rollicking hell…

  13. Rich Rostrom  •  Sep 19, 2011 @4:12 pm

    That should be "world-renowned, illustrious, prize-winning, universally-acclaimed, extremely important Hindu Leader Rajan Zed".

    He seems to be a tireless self-promoter. He managed to be selected to give a day's opening prayer for the U.S. Senate, he's scaffed various awards, met with mayors and such…

  14. Bruce  •  Sep 19, 2011 @4:33 pm

    Do you want me to go and report back? This weekend is the last of the one act play festivals my group has been touring so I am a bit over bad theatre that takes itself too seriously.

    Based on who this group are and what sponsorships they have received for this production I am not sure if it has genuine artistic merit or is just pushing the theatre luvvies' buttons.

    Indians responding shrilly to perceived slights is pretty much par for the course around here though.

  15. Patrick  •  Sep 19, 2011 @4:48 pm

    Yeah, I'd absolutely love to learn what the play's about. If you're able to write a review of it, I'll publish it as a separate post.

    By the way I wouldn't say that reacting shrilly to perceived slights is, by any stretch, a trait unique to Indian-Australians. I doubt that most Indian-Australians would give a damn about this play. I'd say, rather, that reacting shrilly to barely perceptible slights is a trait common to ninnies all over the world.

  16. Laura K  •  Sep 19, 2011 @4:50 pm

    the objectors: "Stop that Play right now, we mean it!"

    Priest of Ganesh…"…Anybody want a peanut?"

  17. Ken  •  Sep 19, 2011 @4:53 pm

    I love this place.

  18. Laura K  •  Sep 19, 2011 @4:54 pm

    Thanks for not ordering me burnt at the stake Ken!

  19. Bruce  •  Sep 19, 2011 @9:00 pm

    Bloody Hell! It's $60/ticket.

    That's a reasonable chunk of change for something that could be utter shite.

  20. Patrick  •  Sep 20, 2011 @3:56 am

    Yeah, but they're Australian dollars. I'd make a joke about that if Obama and Geithner hadn't spent the past three years turning the American dollar into a joke.

  21. perlhaqr  •  Sep 20, 2011 @6:08 am

    Patrick: No shit. Ten years ago, it ended up being less expensive for me to buy some car parts and have them shipped 3 day air from Australia, than it was to buy them in town, due to the ratio of $US to $AU.

    And now, the $AU is worth more than the $US.

  22. DirtCrashr  •  Sep 20, 2011 @2:57 pm

    What? You havn't heard of Hipster Hitler? And they even make fun of Stalin. And the Olympics…fixie bicycles, there's an App for that…

  23. Bruce  •  Oct 2, 2011 @3:55 pm