Oh, angry mob of Casey Anthony haters, will you ever be right?
Last time I introduced you to @nocaseyanthony, one of the activists who rail against Casey Anthony — and people insufficiently exercised against Casey Anthony — via Twitter and blog.
For some time, the mob has been howling for a federal prosecution of Casey Anthony, having seized upon the Dual Sovereignty Doctrine. The mob's grasp of federal law is . . . creative. Now @nocaseyanthony has drafted a letter and is embarked on a great crusade to persuade citizens to bombard various justice department officials with it. I used to get letters like this as a federal prosecutor. Often they were in crayon.
In case @nocaseyanthony yanks the letter, here it is for your review and comment. Here are my comments:
Caylee Marie Anthony, a child who was born a naturalized United States Citizen, was deprived of her right to her life, liberty and the eventual pursuit of happiness on or about June 16, 2008.
Being born a naturalized citizen is a neat trick.
The Supreme Court has ruled that "the dual sovereignty doctrine . . . compels the conclusion that successive prosecutions by two States for the same conduct are not barred by the Double Jeopardy Clause."
This is true, as far as it goes. Take, for instance, the federal prosecution of the cops who beat Rodney King, which took place after their state acquittal. But there, the feds had a specific applicable federal law to charge. What federal law did Casey Anthony violate? She'll get to that. But first, let's stop in Crazytown:
The fact that Caylee Marie Anthony was a child and not an adult may have played a part in the Florida jury’s decision to acquit Casey Marie Anthony. Similarities exist between this case and the case of California v. Scott Peterson. The victims in both cases did not have a cause of death; and in both cases, the manner of death was HOMICIDE. In addition, both cases were entirely circumstantial. Although the Anthony case had a great deal more evidence than the Peterson case, the latter case resulted in a conviction and penalty of Death for the defendant while Casey Anthony was acquitted. Children should not be viewed as disposable. I question whether a subconscious discriminatory factor was applied toward Caylee Anthony that did not exist for California victim, Lacy Peterson. Children have a right to non-discrimination especially when they are victims of crime. Although discrimination by the Florida jury may have been unintentional, federal prosecutors may wish to explore this issue.
Yes, she appears to be suggesting that the jury acquitted Casey Anthony of the murder of her daughter because they were prejudiced against kids. Huh.
There are multiple federal statutes/laws under which Casey Marie Anthony could be prosecuted including but not limited to the following:
18 U.S.C. 1111 – First Degree Murder (of a child)
18 U.S.C. 115– Murder of a Family Member
18 U.S.C. 241, 242, 245, 247 – Criminal Violations of an Individual’s Civil Rights
18 U.S.C. 113B – Terrorism (Domestic Terrorism upon individual with use of Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Chemical of Interest – Chloroform)
Laws relating to manufacture of poison or drugs as it relates to Chloroform
Laws relating to illegal disposal of a human corpse
Laws relating to abuse of a corpse
Laws relating to Failure to Report a Crime or Failure to Report Knowledge of a Death
Yeah, here's where @nocaseyanthony fails to understand federal law even a little. Federal law doesn't work like that. Federal crimes are limited to federal jurisdiction.
Take the federal murder statute she cites:
Within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States,
Whoever is guilty of murder in the first degree shall be punished by death or by imprisonment for life;
Whoever is guilty of murder in the second degree, shall be imprisoned for any term of years or for life.
That doesn't mean "within the territory of the United States." Not all murders in the United States are federal crimes. Only murders within the United States' special jurisdiction fall under the murder statute. That means murders on the high seas, on U.S. property, in embassies, and on designated islands containing bat guano (don't ask). There's no indication whatsoever that Caylee Anthony was murdered within the special jurisdiction of the U.S.
And "murder of a family member?" Let's look at that statute:
115. Influencing, impeding, or retaliating against a Federal official by threatening or injuring a family member
I was previously unaware that Caylee was the family member of a federal official and that she was killed to retaliate against that official in the performance of their official duties. Maybe @nocaseyanthony could explain? She could ask a passing orderly for help.
How about this?
18 U.S.C. 241, 242, 245, 247 – Criminal Violations of an Individual’s Civil Rights
Once again, that's not how federal law works. Murder might violate your rights, but not every murder violates federal civil rights law. Section 241 applies to conspiracies to injury people to prevent the exercise of a right (like voting or speech). Section 242 applies to actions under color of law — that is, under pretense of official authority, as when police officers abuse citizens. Section 245, again, applies to attacking a person because they have been engaging in a protected federal right (like voting) or because of their race or religion and their participation in that right. Section 247 applies to attacks on religious property and obstruction of the free exercise of religion. On their face they clearly don't apply to a parent killing her kid.
18 U.S.C. 113B – Terrorism (Domestic Terrorism upon individual with use of Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Chemical of Interest – Chloroform)
No. Just . . . no. Section 113 deals with assaults within the special territorial and maritime jurisdiction, described above. But @nocaseyanthony is probably referring to Chapter 113B of Title 18, which is actually at 18 U.S.C. sections 2331 et seq. That chapter applies to acts of domestic and international terrorism, both of which require acts intended to intimidate or coerce a civilian population or the government.
Finally, there's this:
Laws relating to manufacture of poison or drugs as it relates to Chloroform
Laws relating to illegal disposal of a human corpse
Laws relating to abuse of a corpse
Laws relating to Failure to Report a Crime or Failure to Report Knowledge of a Death
I'm not going to do her research for her, but I've seen no federal law that would apply. Cite one, @nocaseyanthony.
The one federal law that might apply is the one she ignores — 18 U.S.C. section 1001, making it a federal crime to lie to the federal government. If Casey Anthony made a statement to the FBI, and the government believed it was a lie, they could pursue it. Lord knows the feds make chickenshit 1001 cases all the time. But it strikes me as highly unlikely. And it certainly doesn't support the raft of other charges that the Caylee mob is demanding.
Now, you may ask: Ken, why are you pointing out a meaningless misguided crusade by one legally ignorant activist? Ken, why are you feeding the troll? Ken, why are you engaging the crazy?
Because I hate the police-fluffing, law-scorning, deliberately-pig-ignorant mob. I hate the deliberate promotion of ignorance and propaganda about the legal system. I hate people who make themselves the willing tools of the prosecution-is-always-right police, and promote canine devotion to law enforcement.
That's why.
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