Cassandra Esq., A Play In One Act

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  1. Chris says:

    I have always heard about "transformative" mediators but I thought they were mythical creatures, like Sasquatch or honest politicians. Where did you find this guy? On summer break from his job as the "cool" Guidance Counselor at the local high school? Or taking a break from following Phish?

    As a professional mediator (and recovering litigator), I would like to apologize on behalf of my profession.

  2. elambend says:

    One summer of law school I worked for a attorney who also had a real estate business (my main interest). Most of his legal work was for disability and workers comp. Given the level of client he had, he would often get lots of crazy-people side-work.
    One day he asked me to come along for the divorce of one of his clients (marriage #5 for alcoholic, HIV+, redneck on SSDI). He told me this: "Now, in these hillbilly divorces you just have a few things to split up. We'll start with that, but eventually both will want to tell their stories to us and the other attorney about what a jerk their spouse was. Until that happens, we won't get any where with splitting up the cookie jars and finalizing the divorce; so we don't want to interrupt it when it happens."

    Sure enough, it went down just as he described, and he wasn't kidding about the cooking jars. My favorite part of this settlement was that he got the power boat that didn't work, but she got the power boat trailer with flat tires.

  3. Linus says:

    I have gotten that a lot lately from other (newbie) attorneys: "why don't we just sit down, the 4 of us, and work this out." Are you nuts? These people can't refrain from fighting in front of their children, you think they're going to behave for you? Who the fuck do you think you are?

    Personally, I've never done anything but the shuttle method because the other is so self-evidently stoopid.

  4. mojo says:

    "People, as individuals, have many fine qualities. PEOPLE, as a herd, are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals."

  5. Aashish says:

    Am I bad person for reading this post and thinking the mediator is a woman?

  6. Aashish says:

    Err, just realized the post was called "Cassandra Esq"

  7. Richard Hershberger says:

    I think Ken was calling himself Cassandra, after the Trojan seeress. She was cursed with accurate prophecy which no one believed. She explained in small words that bringing that big wooden horse the Greeks had left behind inside the city walls was a bad idea. It didn't go well.

  8. d-day says:

    How did you get that mediator? Court-ordered or did the parties pick? It seems like the mediators I get are either incredibly good or 100% awful – not a lot of in between.

  9. Dwight Brown says:

    Reading Ken's post makes me think: I want a Cassandra action figure for my desk at work.

  10. SPQR says:

    Damnit Ken, I had that client last week.

  11. SPQR says:

    I forgot to ask, what did this paragon of the mediation art charge you for this fiasco?

  12. Joe says:

    Ouch, Ken. Sounds like you had a rough day. I'm sorry you want through that.

  13. TJIC says:

    > Did you get your law degree in a box of wind chimes and dreamcatchers?

    Zing!

  14. G Thompson says:

    Ummm I know we are all wondering just afraid to ask, so.. with great hesitation I will step forth and..

    Did Scene Three end with the mediator trying to hug you, with the music of "Feelings, nothing more than feelings, trying to forget my feelings" playing over the closing punch? ;)

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