It's time for the Road to Popehat, the feature in which we open up the search engine, check out the traffic logs to see what searches brought you here, and then contemplate lives as hermits.
You continue to be an odd lot, don't you?
if federal agents break into your house can you shoot them: "Hey, officers, can you hang back for a sec? I have to Google something."
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ken popehat gay: Actually no. But to be fair you're not the first to ask.
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complaints against a condesending [sic] rude professor: Um . . . not quite sure how to bring this up, but . . . .
nypd officer hard life: No doubt. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get fecal matter off broom handles?
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