It's time for the Road to Popehat,the feature in which we check out the traffic logs, note what searches brought you here, shudder, and drink ourselves into sweet, sweet oblivion.

Shorter this month, because Woopra has been acting up.

is it healthy for kids to eat salmon sashimi Let me tell you this: it's not healthy for your pocketbook. I taught all three kids to like sushi. Now they demand it. The four-year-old yells for a spider roll, eats all the crab out of it, and ignores the rest. It's barbaric.

metaphor for incomptetant [sic] You.

Delaware can I call the police for someone playing basketball in the street Jennifer Griffin, is that you?

white guy that killed more people than Hitler Pat Buchanan has a new historical theory.

will police arrest you in your underwear? "Because if not, I have a really outside-the-box idea for how to get away with bank robbery."

credulity.15 Upgrade to Beta .25 for only $79.99! No checks please. You have a lying face.

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