It's time for the Road to Popehat, the feature in which we throw open the hood, look at the traffic logs to see what searches brought you here, and ask ourselves if it would really be so terrible if the whole WikiLeaks thing took down the entire internet.

can a demonically possessed mom give birth to a demonically possessed son? . . . Mom?

thanksgiving jokes for Jehova's witnesses: Dude, who is booking your appearances?

is comedy a 1st amendment violation? No, Governor, it isn't.

charities that stop bullies in TX: here ya go.

what would happen if I punched the TSA officer for groping me: Well, we might blog it.

pics of large breasted women in North Wales: Rule 34 is just another way of saying there are some extremely picky motherfuckers out there.

what are safety hazards of being a lawyer: Traumatic brain injury, from beating your head against your desk.

dicks, tasers: . . . laughter!

what does the jury look for in an innocent child molester? That so sounds like one of my clients.

why is the popehat blog down: Well, it's the season, really. It's always tough. And we haven't been taking our medication. Plus, the older we get, the more we want to ask — is this all that there is? Isn't there some . . . oh wait. Did you mean this?

celebrity intentional infliction of emotional distress: Few practitioners know that there are three, not two, emotional distress torts in California: negligent infliction, intentional infliction, and celebrity intentional infliction, which is intentional infliction of emotional distress inflicted by a celebrity. Right now the California Supreme Court is considering whether the third applies when a person is unquestionably a celebrity, but is one for no logical or legally cognizable reason. The Kardashians filed an amicus brief. In crayon.

And last, but not least, a recurring theme:

popehat shut the fuck up Yeah, ok. I'm done here.

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