I'll Take My Pizza With Extra Dwarf, But No Anchovies Please

3 Responses

  1. rsm says:

    Lame, might want to invest in new glasses as it's clearly 'dwarf crab', with the comma after crab (not that that is meaningful. But bah, here I thought it was something actually funny.

  2. Patrick says:

    Keep reading.

  3. Julian Hung says:

    I'm glad to see them clarify that their crab & beef pizza comes "without dwarf crab, mayonnaise, prawns, corn, broccoli and…" (I will randomly presume that last one is good taste.)

    Also: "Please call us to extract the uplink." What kind of cyper-punk shenanigan are they running under the table here?