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I enjoy cooking, on the rare occasions that I have time for it. My wife complains, justly, that I landed her by cooking and then, after a certain point, began cooking only on high holidays and occasions when I had an excuse to expose huge slabs of meat to direct fire. She's too kind to point out that when I landed her I also had hair and didn't have my own detectable gravitational field.

But I'm straying from my point. I like to cook. And I'm old enough to remember when, if you wanted new and interesting recipes, you had to clip them from the newspaper — like, a physical newspaper, which got your hands dirty — or go buy a book, or ask your friends. Plus, if you wanted a particular recipe for a particular type of dish, you had to work at it. Now, of course, Google will lead you to recipes for anything you can imagine (is there a food-based analogue to Rule 34? There ought to be) and the only challenge in it is separating the bad recipes from the good ones — which was a problem with newsprint as well. The web is awash in cooking ideas.

It's tempting to assume that the world of online cooking is somehow different than the world of online games, or online politics, or online gossip — that the culinary arts have made the transition to the internet without running afoul of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. But of course they haven't. Case in point: Cooks Source.

The bullet: Monica Gaudio wrote an entertaining and informative piece about how apple pie recipes changed over the ages. Then Cooks Source simply stole it: they ran it in their printed magazine without asking her permission or paying her. "Mistakes happen," you might say. "Someone screwed up." Think so? Then consider the response of Cooks Source's editor when Monica complained. Monica asked for an apology and a modest donation to the Columbia School of Journalism (a nice touch). The editor displays a breathtaking combination of abject legal ignorance, swollen entitlement, hubris, and general Internet Fuckwittery:

Yes Monica, I have been doing this for 3 decades, having been an editor at The Voice, Housitonic Home and Connecticut Woman Magazine. I do know about copyright laws. It was "my bad" indeed, and, as the magazine is put together in long sessions, tired eyes and minds somethings forget to do these things.
But honestly Monica, the web is considered "public domain" and you should be happy we just didn't "lift" your whole article and put someone else's name on it! It happens a lot, clearly more than you are aware of, especially on college campuses, and the workplace. If you took offence and are unhappy, I am sorry, but you as a professional should know that the article we used written by you was in very bad need of editing, and is much better now than was originally. Now it will work well for your portfolio. For that reason, I have a bit of a difficult time with your requests for monetary gain, albeit for such a fine (and very wealthy!) institution. We put some time into rewrites, you should compensate me! I never charge young writers for advice or rewriting poorly written pieces, and have many who write for me… ALWAYS for free!"

Find that irritating? Maybe you could let them know. Here is their contact information:

Call us at (413) 397-3338
Drop us a note at P.O. Box 273,
Sunderland, MA 01375
or email us at
info@cookssource.com or
cookssource@gmail.com

Monica is too polite to name the editor. I'm not. It's Judith Griggs. Judith Griggs is such an AWESOME editor that she feels that being a thief is justified because, in the course of her thievery, she improves the quality of what she has stolen. There's a point at which someone's sense of self-worth and entitlement becomes so freakish that it's almost charming. Judith Griggs is well on her way.

Judith has, by the way, essentially admitted the elements of copyright infringement. Monica Gaudio could easily, and justifiably, sue Cooks Source. Perhaps some lawyer with a sense of justice would like her do so for free — it would be trivially easy to draft the complaint and a tree-killing set of discovery demands. Though the damages at the end of the suit would be tiny, the legal fees associated with the endeavor would very probably crush a small operation like Cooks Source like a bug. That's the way our system works — usually I would say "unfortunately".

But my sense of Monica Gaudio is that she's too kind, with too reasonable a set of priorities, to do that.

Still, it might be prudent of Judith Griggs and Cooks Source to issue a grovelling apology clarifying that their theft of the copyrighted work of others is not justified by their subsequent editing of it. That might seal the deal with Monica Gaudio. And it might help repair their reputation.

VIa John Scalzi.

Edit: there's a Twitter Feed purporting to be by Cook Source. Exercise skepticism — it seems too clueless to be real. A parody? Edit: yeah, 99.5% sure a parody. Though it is difficult to tell the difference these days. Edit: OK, 100%. It's funny. Edit: If you are wondering about Scott Jacob's North Korea reference in the comments, let me remind you of my co-blogger Patrick's Crowning Moment of Awesome.

Another edit: Multiple sources report that Cooks Source has stolen a whole lot of content.

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  1. Scott Jacobs  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:06 am

    It gets better…

    http://twitter.com/cookssource

    Check that twitter feed. I don't think the snark they are displaying is gonna work for them.

    The Internets, they are angry.

  2. Ken  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:12 am

    Thanks, Scott. Added a reference. Pretty sure it is a parody though.

  3. Scott Jacobs  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:14 am

    Damn. I didn't even GLANCE at the left side to check followers, number followed, or tweet count.

    After North Korea, I really should know better…

  4. TJIC  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:15 am

    Earlier today I wrote this:

    http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1868736

    Some of my written work was once pirated by a coporation.

    In 1984, when I was 13, I wrote an article on revising the AD&D combat tables, sent it in to Dragon magazine, and it was published the following year. Before it hit print, I was given a contract to read and sign. The contract specified that I was selling "first serial rights" only, and retained all rights for republishing, putting in anthologies, etc.

    I signed the contract, and got a $100 check.

    20 years later, Dragon released a CD-ROM compendium of all content. My article was included, without my permission.

    This was not "initial" serial rights – this was a republishing.

    I sent an email saying "you owe me additional payment".

    They wrote back saying "no".

    I filled out a small claims court form in MA, submitted it along with a $40 processing fee, and waited.

    A few weeks later I was given a court date.

    I showed up. The Hasbro magazine rep (Dragon was published by TSR, which had been acquired by Wizards of the Coast, which had been acquired by Hasbro) did not show.

    I won the case by default.

    The court mailed the judgement to Hasbro.

    A month later Hasbro mailed me a check for $2,000, in accordance with the judgement.

  5. Scott Jacobs  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:16 am

    Right side, rather. Whatever. You know what I mean.

  6. Ken  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:18 am

    After North Korea, I really should know better…

    No, I don't think I'll ever get over North Korea.

  7. Scott Jacobs  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:19 am

    TJIC, when you think about it, $2,000 was cheaper than flying the lawyer out there to defend the claim.

  8. TJIC  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:20 am

    > TJIC, when you think about it, $2,000 was cheaper than flying the lawyer out there to defend the claim.

    Indeed, I thought about that when I decided to file.

  9. Ken  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:21 am

    TJIC, when you think about it, $2,000 was cheaper than flying the lawyer out there to defend the claim.

    [gleeful lawyer]HA HA HA HA. Oh, you have NO IDEA by how much.[/gleeful lawyer]

  10. Patrick  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:28 am

    Sorry to burst your bubbles, but You can get a local first year associate to defend anything in small claims for less than $500 if you have insurance, which Hasbro does for precisely this form of tort (standard ISO CGL "Advertising Injury" clause).

    You didn't terrorize Hasbro with legal fees. They just ignored you.

  11. TJIC  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:31 am

    > You can get a local first year associate to defend anything in small claims for less than $500 if you have insurance

    In fact, I've got a few business cards from washed up looking lawyers who represent small claims cases for a lot less than that.

    For $100 you get someone who

    (a) passed the MA bar
    (b) will read the "claims" section of your form out loud as many time as asked in court

    In my experience, most small claims cases don't revolve on subtleties of the law – one party out and out broke the law, and even admits what they did – they just didn't realize that "scratching his car" or "taking money then not finishing the deck" was going to have repercussions.

    …which is to say, if you're in the right, $100 for an old alcoholic with a suit is more than enough representation.

  12. Dustin  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:34 am

    I'm actually more impressed with how classy Monica is than anything else with this story.

    Judith Griggs was trying to be a bully. She knows exactly how screwed up this is, and I guarantee if you were to steal her content she would attempt to sue.

    I'm tempted to just copy their magazine to another site, appending Grigg's "the web is considered "public domain"" explanation at the top and bottom of each article. She seems to be waiving her copyright to anything she puts online.

    But tit for tat doesn't work when a really nasty person is stealing from a really nice one. You need to get punitive.

  13. Dustin  •  Nov 4, 2010 @9:37 am

    I suspect Griggs's anger is driven by the fact that this petty and stupid behavior is the apex of her 30 year career.

  14. Grandy  •  Nov 4, 2010 @10:01 am

    "You know what else is public domain? YOUR MOM!"

  15. Nancy  •  Nov 4, 2010 @10:03 am

    You'd think an editor with 30 years of experience would know how to spell "Housatonic." I mean, since that was part of the name of a magazine she edited and all. (From a former western MA resident.)

  16. cybrus  •  Nov 4, 2010 @10:36 am

    Wow. Just wow. The sheer douche-baggery on display by that editor is astounding. Enough so for me to do a post on this as well. The google-bombing of the editor's name (Judith Griggs) is already underway.

  17. Scott Jacobs  •  Nov 4, 2010 @10:42 am

    FWIW, Here's Judith's facebook page.

  18. Scott Jacobs  •  Nov 4, 2010 @10:44 am

    Best google result from her name: http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/judithgriggs/

  19. Ken  •  Nov 4, 2010 @10:44 am

    You’d think an editor with 30 years of experience would know how to spell “Housatonic.” I mean, since that was part of the name of a magazine she edited and all. (From a former western MA resident.)

    Housatonic? Isn't that one of only two universities that has a copy of the Necronomicon?

  20. Scott Jacobs  •  Nov 4, 2010 @10:48 am

    Depends… What edition/translation of that foul book?

  21. kaszeta  •  Nov 4, 2010 @10:59 am

    The sad thing is that there are a lot of Judith Griggs-type people out there in publishing. As someone that posts a lot of my own photos to the web, I've had several similar incidents to this as well, with various publishers, print and online, arguing that since I posted a picture (with a "all rights reserved" copyright notice) to Flickr, that anyone, anywhere can use it, and having to resort to takedown notices to get stuff removed.

    For every Cooks Source, there are other offenders that are just as irritating.
    (the now-defunct Nextstop.com, for example, or even The Huffington Post, to mention places I've had the brushoff from)

  22. Cypress  •  Nov 4, 2010 @11:34 am

    I let my Romanian readers know what a c*nt that woman is: http://razvancoloja.com/2010/nu-doar-romanii-fura/

  23. TJIC  •  Nov 4, 2010 @11:55 am

    > Housatonic? Isn’t that one of only two universities that has a copy of the Necronomicon?

    I thought it was the university South of Housatonic that had the copy… ?

  24. Jess  •  Nov 4, 2010 @12:11 pm

    I've been following this story all day. I'm an assistant editor at a publishing house, and my co-workers and I are just appalled and amused by the actions of the Cooks Source editor. We spend painstaking hours making sure we have all of our legal ducks in a row when it comes to copyright a permissions issues. If I made a blunder this big, I WOULD BE FIRED and it would severely limit my publishing career.

    As I said on my Facebook page, one of the worst parts of this story is that the editor edited the article without the author's knowledge or consent. Now the author's name is attached to a product which she did not intend. Bad enough the magazine did not ask permission to use the material, but they didn't ask permission to CHANGE the author's intellectual property.

  25. Dan Weber  •  Nov 4, 2010 @12:22 pm

    What would be really funny now is if it turned out the original story was wrong and the Internet mob was going after the wrong person all along.

  26. Patrick  •  Nov 4, 2010 @12:31 pm

    Scalzi has the deep pockets.

  27. Nancy  •  Nov 4, 2010 @1:45 pm

    Apparently this magazine has been doing this for quite some time. She's also stolen from Disney, Martha Stewart, WebMD and a number of other sources.

    http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=196994196748&topic=23238

    I can hear the lawyers powering up their keyboards.

  28. Dustin  •  Nov 4, 2010 @1:48 pm

    "#
    Scott Jacobs • Nov 4, 2010 @10:44 am

    Best google result from her name: http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/judithgriggs/
    "

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Oh man, that's just beautiful.

  29. raptros-v76  •  Nov 4, 2010 @3:26 pm

    > I can hear the lawyers powering up their keyboards.

    When I read this, the first thing that came to mind was "Ladies and Gentlemen, start your keyboards".

  30. D  •  Nov 5, 2010 @10:15 am

    "Though the damages at the end of the suit would be tiny. . ." Statutory damages, bitches. Just ask Jammie Thomas, who last I heard got railed for 1.5 mil in damages on 24 audio tracks.

  31. Ken  •  Nov 5, 2010 @10:17 am

    I'm not a copyright attorney, D. But don't statutory damages require registration?

  32. John  •  Nov 6, 2010 @11:11 am

    Now, it's been a long time since I was in small claims court, and it was in DC at that, but the standing rule was that a defendant corporation could not/not be represented by an attorney, but instead, an officer of the corporation must attend to represent said corporation. This led to lots of default judgments, needless to say.

  33. Rich Rostrom  •  Nov 6, 2010 @10:56 pm

    "when I landed her I also had hair and didn’t have my own detectable gravitational field."

    Actually you did have the latter. It is possible to detect the gravitational field of a remarkably small mass with the right equipment, and it's not even high-tech.

    There used to be a working Cavendish balance on exhibit at the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago. (It looked to be about 40 years old when I saw it 20 years ago.)

    A Cavendish balance is a sealed glass cabinet about 6" deep x 4 ft wide x 7 ft high with a ribbon hanging down six feet or so. The face of the ribbon is parallel to the wide faces of the cabinet. The end of the ribbon supports a stiff 3 ft rod with a 1-lb lead ball at each end.

    The balance was operated by bringing 10-lb lead balls up to the outside of the cabinet, one in front of the ball on one side, and the other in back of the ball on the other side. The two large balls exerted gravitational force on the two small balls inside the cabinet, which moved. IIRC there was an indicator pin on the outer side of each 1-lb balls, and a little ticked line under the end of each pin. The pins showed about 2 mm of movement. Not much, but enough to be visible. When the large balls were moved away, the small balls moved back to the minimum energy point, with the ribbon untwisted. Since the cabinet is sealed, the only force that could cause this movement is gravity.

    If the gravitational force of 20 pounds of lead can be made visible, the force of a 160 lb human should be visibilizable too.

  34. Linus  •  Nov 12, 2010 @12:02 am

    Wow, two things. First, Rich Rostrum's post caused me to have a nerdgasm. So thanks for that. Second, the sentence where Ms. Griggs tells Monica that her article was in need of editing was so ironic that I cannot come up with anything clever enough to convey how incredibly ifuckingronic it was. Oh, and it caused my brain to explode. So that's two messes I have to clean up now. Popehat is keeping my drycleaners in business.

  35. Robert  •  Nov 13, 2010 @5:28 pm

    This editor also claims to be an authority on copyright laws. I'd use that as a basis of increasing my claimed damages.

  36. NewsCat_in_DC  •  Nov 14, 2010 @4:36 pm

    Here’s a relevant question: Is Cook’s Source staffed by anyone more than Judith Griggs herself? On Nov. 14 there finally was an interview with her in the Daily Hampshire Gazette and she very much implies that it’s just her (and her adult daughter who helps with the distribution, which she does herself). Cook’s Source is *not* a Conde Nast publication. It’s like a little newsletter put together by a 59-year-old woman.

    I’m not saying this wasn’t a self-inflicted wound. In fact if anything — if Cook’s Source is JUST HERELF — Judith Griggs has been actually continuing to hurt herself by constantly using a “we” (even in her final apology post). I suspect people wouldn’t have gotten so angry, nor would there be a continuing level of anger if they realized this publication is just one person’s little rag. There’s probably no “there” there. It’s a sad woman who doesn’t understand the internet who wrote one of the world’s meanest emails.

  37. Tom  •  Nov 16, 2010 @4:25 pm

    Folks still interested in this whole debacle should go to http://www.cookssource.com/ and read the sad story of the site's woes straight from the horse thief's mouth. Equal parts self pitying and self serving, with a solid family sized helping of bullshit marbeled throughout, it's obvious she's shutting down as a defense against the coming lawsuits from the many people from whom she has stolen.

  38. Scott Jacobs  •  Nov 17, 2010 @6:14 pm

    "it’s obvious she’s shutting down as a defense against the coming lawsuits from the many people from whom she has stolen."

    A shame. I was looking forward to Paula Dean literally eating her alive.

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