Jonah Goldberg's Mom Sure Won't Be Dating Todd Seavey Anytime Soon
It's a safe bet that no one else was watching C-SPAN 2's "Book TV" panel the other day, so consider this a public service announcement to the woman of the world.
Don't date Todd Seavey. Ever.
If you must date Todd Seavey, don't break up with him.
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