You don't believe me?
1. Scientific and legal proof that every day is July 5.
2. "How could I go to school after that and pledge allegiance and sit through good government bullshit?"
Every day is July 5. The 4th of July is a myth perpetuated to keep normals in line, and to oppress God-fearing, and godless, weirdos.
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