You don't believe me?

1.  Scientific and legal proof that every day is July 5.

2.  "How could I go to school after that and pledge allegiance and sit through good government bullshit?"

Every day is July 5.  The 4th of July is a myth perpetuated to keep normals in line, and to oppress God-fearing, and godless, weirdos.

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