Here, here! It is the beating of this hideous bra!

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  1. Brian says:

    Your descriptions are hilarious, positively Lovecraftian. This is why you guys are on my feed reader: whether it's insightful comments or bizarre stories, I can't get enough of you guys. Now go home and strap tape measures to your walls and drink until you can't remember, or it will come for you…

  2. David says:

    KEN: "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da," I explained to them. "Life goes on–"

    [FADE TO BLACK]

  3. Good thing you didn't look past that bush, you might have seen a gargantuan ass-print dug into the ground.

  4. Vice Magnet says:

    Death by Snu-Snu?

  5. Laura K says:

    Hi, reading your archives to de-pressurize and I laughed so hard I had two asthma-coughing fits. (This is not a bad thing. It is my personal richter scale of humor, whether I like it or not). Don't know if you'll see a comment on something so old but THANK YOU :-).