"I Think It's A Joke, Sir, Like 'Sillius Soddus' or 'Biggus Dickus', Sir."

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I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

The only high point in the tragedy going on in Jamaica, entirely made in the USA as a consequence of our foolish drug war, is that the drug lord at the center of a manhunt that's put the country under martial law and killed 73 people is named "Dudus Coke."

I couldn't help but laugh when I read that.

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  1. Charles  •  May 28, 2010 @7:27 am

    See also, Ed Balls and Young Boozer.

  2. Jdog  •  May 28, 2010 @8:43 am

    Or, for that matter, the U of M professor who was convicted of possession of kiddie porn. It wasn't his fault, I'm thinking; Dick Pervo was doomed from birth.

  3. Ancel De Lambert  •  May 28, 2010 @10:36 am

    "He has a wife, you know. Know what her name is? Incontinentia. Incontinentiabuttocks. Stop, I will not have this wowdy webel wousing!"

  4. mojo  •  May 28, 2010 @11:33 am

    What about Naughtyus Maximus?

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