Obama Dirty Tricks Campaign Includes NFL Players, Pancakes, Placenta

5 Responses

  1. Chris says:

    "… it’s the CIA, using the Goldfish Fanciers to attack the Orbital Mind-Control Lasers to control"

    Any day where you can make that joke to an audience that will get it is a good day.

  2. Michael says:

    Just in case you missed it, here she is chumming it up with Bachmann. Only two more horseman to go.

  3. CTrees says:

    Palin and Coulter?

  4. matt says:

    lol nice

  5. Pat Cahalan says:

    Bonus points for multiple original Illuminati card references.

    Although, clearly, Obama would be using Professional Sports, controlled by the International Communist Conspiracy, to attack to neutralize Republicans.

    Once the Republicans are back in the kitty, *then* he'll use the Orbital Mind Control Lasers to make his attack to destroy the Republicans that much easier.

    It goes without saying that Obama is a Servant of Cthulhu.